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TRAINING: Saturday 18th April 2026

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12 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

i hope yr giving it an occasional 'YOU'VE BEEN PAYING IT ALL DAY' and 'FREE KICK ESSENDON? WHAT WAS THAT FOR??!?' and then a big 'BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'

What, no, โ€œHow much are they payinโ€™ yah?!!??โ€

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10 hours ago, hardtack said:

What, no, โ€œHow much are they payinโ€™ yah?!!??โ€

I wouldโ€™ve asked him this except Iโ€™m sure his imaginary mic would have mysteriously not picked it up.

On 18/04/2026 at 11:24, Ghostwriter said:

Fritta was here for maybe 10 minutes. Didnโ€™t put boots on nor training clothes. Looked downcast. Methinks a late late out might be in the offing

I'm guessing this is before Fritta went to see his brother play for Coldstream. My brother in law did some umpiring for the seconds game and then got to earbash Fritta for a while. He told Fritta he'd kick three.

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2 minutes ago, thirty-one said:

I'm guessing this is before Fritta went to see his brother play for Coldstream. My brother in law did some umpiring for the seconds game and then got to earbash Fritta for a while. He told Fritta he'd kick three.

Yeah Darcy killed it yesterday, as he always does.

If your brother-in-law officiates at a Coldy match again, please ask him to tell Fritta heโ€™ll kick 10 ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

PS: awesome that you came down to celebrate with me in the bay of carnage ๐Ÿฅณ

8 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Yeah Darcy killed it yesterday, as he always does.

If your brother-in-law officiates at a Coldy match again, please ask him to tell Fritta heโ€™ll kick 10 ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

PS: awesome that you came down to celebrate with me in the bay of carnage ๐Ÿฅณ

Will do! Also we sat behind the Demon Army this time as we could get seats there. One day I might use my reserved seat but I can't sit with my sister there.


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1 hour ago, thirty-one said:

Will do! Also we sat behind the Demon Army this time as we could get seats there. One day I might use my reserved seat but I can't sit with my sister there.

Bugger your reserved seat! With the raucous plebs is the place to be!!! ๐Ÿ˜…

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