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The Jarka Curse

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Like alot of fans my dad brainwashed me to follow the demons at a very young age, and like alot of fans I've had my favourite players throughout the years. But sadly for some reason I seem to have a kind of 'kiss of death' on my adopted stars. Check this list out.

Gerard Healy

Strawbs O'Dwyer

Rod Keogh

Earl Spalding

Darren Cuthbertson

Glenn Lovett

Paul Prymke

Allen Jakovich

Stephen Tingay

Andy Lovell

Martin Pike

David Schwartz

Jeff Farmer

Shane Woewodin

Scott Thompson

Every single player I adopt as my favourite is either cut down by injuries in their prime, leaves the club, or in the case of Cuthbertson just suddenly loses all ability over night. FFS

 
Every single player I adopt as my favourite is either cut down by injuries in their prime, leaves the club, or in the case of Cuthbertson just suddenly loses all ability over night. FFS

What are your thoughts on Byron Pickett?

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What are your thoughts on Byron Pickett?

I really liked him at the Kangaroos :(

 

do you reckon you could adopt doggy brown and ward for the rest of this year? help clean out our list...

Like alot of fans my dad brainwashed me to follow the demons at a very young age, and like alot of fans I've had my favourite players throughout the years. But sadly for some reason I seem to have a kind of 'kiss of death' on my adopted stars. Check this list out.

Gerard Healy

Strawbs O'Dwyer

Rod Keogh

Earl Spalding

Darren Cuthbertson

Glenn Lovett

Paul Prymke

Allen Jakovich

Stephen Tingay

Andy Lovell

Martin Pike

David Schwartz

Jeff Farmer

Shane Woewodin

Scott Thompson

Every single player I adopt as my favourite is either cut down by injuries in their prime, leaves the club, or in the case of Cuthbertson just suddenly loses all ability over night. FFS

Please show no interest in Juice Newton


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