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Gnome gone!

samcantstandya
in Melbourne Demons

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My Dees garden gnome has either run away or is hiding from embarrassment. He/she/they/them/ze/hir/ey.......etc have suffered at the hands of the team for the last 20 games and is tired of the constant ridicule from neighbouring gnomes. For the sake of him, her etc please can the players lower their eyes and find a someone in the 4ward 50. If the players can't or won't then join my garden gnome in hiding.

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    50 minutes ago, samcantstandya said:

    My Dees garden gnome has either run away or is hiding from embarrassment. He/she/they/them/ze/hir/ey.......etc have suffered at the hands of the team for the last 20 games and is tired of the constant ridicule from neighbouring gnomes. For the sake of him, her etc please can the players lower their eyes and find a someone in the 4ward 50. If the players can't or won't then join my garden gnome in hiding.

    I thought perhaps the this thread was about someone stealing him/ her.

    In which case , I was going to ask the question everyone else would......WHY?

    And then add it won't be long before they return it.

    Hopefully with a couple of larger size ones that we could place in our our forward line as more effective decoys than the present bunch.

    Cheers.

    And can I suggest to all Dlanders, that there are some other great sports to watch, books to read, movies to see, hobbies to take up and countries to visit.

    It's a wonderful world outside of football.

    A rich tapestry of trinkets to collect, a cornucopia of fish to catch, a mountain gastronomical delights to eat, acres and acres of land to grow things in and millions of interesting people to meet.

    In fact, Im just about to publish my memoir.

    " The incredible misery except for a few years of over forty years of being a MFC follower."

    Wherever bad books are sold.

    And then I'll write some more screenplays on game days until things pick up.

    Life is too short to watch the type of footy our team has been serving up this year.

    Maybe your gnome just simple shrivelled up, died of shame and turned to dust.

    Don't do likewise. Do something else on game days. Follow a second team even or find anything.

    You deserve to live life to its fullest.

    Ps if your interested in investigating the church of Scientology please message me.

    Na.Only joshing. I'd rather watch us go down 20 zip. Well close maybe. 🤔

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    I remember when Garden Gnomes were kidnapped and photographed Infront of famous landmarks.With photos sent to the owners. They returned home with a nice tan. Perhaps that is the case here Sam.audrey tautou gnome GIF by Maudit

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    3 hours ago, samcantstandya said:

    My Dees garden gnome has either run away or is hiding from embarrassment. He/she/they/them/ze/hir/ey.......etc have suffered at the hands of the team for the last 20 games and is tired of the constant ridicule from neighbouring gnomes. For the sake of him, her etc please can the players lower their eyes and find a someone in the 4ward 50. If the players can't or won't then join my garden gnome in hiding.

    Fair weather garden ornaments really annoy me!!!! 👹

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    Maybe your gnome should change teams.

    He/she/they/them/ze/hir/ey.......etc. might wanna go with Collingwood. More chance of success with a team who can boast having the AFL as their submissive lil b!ttchh

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