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After the just plain embarrassing way the Casey v Bulldogs game thread was overrun by yet another round of the "Oscar McDonald belongs in an Indonesian drop-toilet" show, I thought it might be helpful to create a thread specifically for people who really, really need to just hang cr4p on a player. Any player, doesn't matter. If there's not already an entire thread dedicated to flinging turds at that particular player, then please, bring it here.

For the many of us who are overseas, interstate, or whatever, who would actually like some information about how games are progressing, the tedious back-and-forth that keeps happening and can take over whole pages on match day is just a nuisance and brings down the whole point of the site.

So here it is, a nice safe firing range where you can put up a picture of your personal obsession worst player ever, and ping away without having to worry that you are bringing down the mood of f'n everyone around you, because in this thread, it is all the amateur snipers together.

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