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2 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

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Oh boy, weโ€™re in 3 person split screen argument territory now. Two can play at that game!

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8 minutes ago, layzie said:

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Easiest job ever to be the host in these interviews. They just sit there looking like a dumbfu*k.

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1 minute ago, Wolfturdo said:

Easiest job ever to be the host in these interviews. They just sit there looking like a dumbfu*k.

Youโ€™d have to say so. They just sit back and get happy in the pants.


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Iโ€™d post a video ofย this Geelong vย GC game here if I could.

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1 minute ago, Wolfturdo said:

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Oh for the love of god! That was absolute gold!

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That was also the longest, most self indulgent millionaire introduction monologue ever. Glad it backfired ?


On 8/21/2018 at 10:13 PM, Dee Zephyr said:

Thought Iโ€™d share this article here for a bit of a laugh. Itโ€™s a bit tense on the main footy boards today. This is one decent halftimeย spray from a coach.

https://apple.news/AUyxbvx8WQEyIHEcehp6qVw

Thatโ€™s brutal! What an absolute dick head!

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2 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

Thatโ€™s brutal! What an absolute dick head!

Youโ€™d love it if they revealed that it was an under 14s side!

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Iโ€™m sorry everyone but I have just done this:ย 

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Oh no you didnโ€™t!!!


3 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

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What a nutball! Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™ve seen this before!

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2 minutes ago, Sadler said:

Wow itโ€™s all happening in here!

Welcome to the thread Sadler! Feel free to contribute anything laughworthy!ย 

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Welcome to the thread Sadler! Feel free to contribute anything laughworthy!ย 

Awesome! Any guidelines or prerequisites for content?ย 


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Just now, Sadler said:

Awesome! Any guidelines or prerequisites for content?ย 

Nope, not really. Just make sure itโ€™s funny!

I like to keep mine short and punchy but thatโ€™s not a rule. If you have a good 20 min Dave Chapelle clip you want to share, share it here!ย 

5 minutes ago, layzie said:

Nope, not really. Just make sure itโ€™s funny!

I like to keep mine short and punchy but thatโ€™s not a rule. If you have a good 20 min Dave Chapelle clip you want to share, share it here!ย 

How about George Carlin? :)

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4 minutes ago, Sadler said:

How about George Carlin? :)

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Especially George Carlin!ย 

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7 hours ago, Wolfturdo said:

Thatโ€™s brutal! What an absolute dick head!

Iโ€™m surprised he didnโ€™t blow a valve.

6 hours ago, layzie said:

Iโ€™m sorry everyone but I have just done this:ย 

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If a bit of โ€˜ Jerry, Jerry, Jerryโ€™ doesnโ€™t fire you up on game day, nothing will.


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