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After today’s result and impending health deterioration over the next few weeks I think it’s a good idea to post some random things here that will hopefully get a laugh.

I turned straight to this one which is a favourite of mine. Jesse Ventura going to town on Dick Cheney.

 

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After today’s result and impending health deterioration over the next few weeks I think it’s a good idea to post some random things here that will hopefully get a laugh. I turned straight to this

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Found this hilarious. Classic Rodney Dangerfield.  

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Not a huge fan of Carl Barron but that one wasn’t bad!

One of my favourites here, Chael Sonnen tearing interviewer Michael Landsberg a new one. I’ve had to turn to this a few times this year for a chuckle!

 

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52 minutes ago, layzie said:

Not a huge fan of Carl Barron but that one wasn’t bad!

One of my favourites here, Chael Sonnen tearing interviewer Michael Landsberg a new one. I’ve had to turn to this a few times this year for a chuckle!

 

Hahaha that had to be fake surely?

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6 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

Hahaha that had to be fake surely?

Haha hard to say. Chael was always famous for being unpredictable in interviews and may have done it for publicity. Still made for great viewing though. Never get tired of it! 

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8 minutes ago, layzie said:

Haha totally missed this in here. Picked up on it in the NO T$ NO B$ thread though!

No drama mate. Thought I’d share it there also Layzie, it seemed appropriate at the time. Fair spray!

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2 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

No drama mate. Thought I’d share it there also Layzie, it seemed appropriate at the time. Fair spray!

How about when he yells “you’re f***ing sh*t, sit on the bench!” to that poor guy! It was mostly a team spray up till that point! Can just imagine him eyeball to eyeball and the player wanting to be a million miles away! 

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How about when he yells “you’re f***ing sh*t, sit on the bench!” to that poor guy! It was mostly a team spray up till that point! Can just imagine him eyeball to eyeball and the player wanting to be a million miles away! 

Haha, that sounded brutal. Made me laugh the other night when I only read the article. Tonight I came across the audio. 

This was my favourite.

“If there’s any more of those s*** kicks inside and you turn one over, get over the f***ing fence get in your car and go home.”
 

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29 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Haha, that sounded brutal. Made me laugh the other night when I only read the article. Tonight I came across the audio. 

This was my favourite.

“If there’s any more of those s*** kicks inside and you turn one over, get over the f***ing fence get in your car and go home.”
 

Yeah haha the perfect dismount. 

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