Stefan Martin Bump

I recorded this conversation on Friday afternoon at Leppa's Pride training session.

Leppa; Come on Doc. we gotta give Whiplash a concussion test.

Doc: Ok Leppa. He's just over there doing run throughs.

Leppa; ya kidding. I woulda thought he had one run through too many last week. He he he ... just a little Leppa joke there Doc.

Doc: It's no laughing matter Leppa. Concussion is serious.

Leppa: yeah, yeah, I know. Lets get this over with.

Doc: oy! Whiplash, got a sec?

Whiplash; yeah Doc/What is it?

Doc: Gotta give you a concussion test.

Whiplash; Ok.

Leppa gives him an almighty whack on the back of the head....

Leppa; Hows that for ya?

Doc; Nah, nah Leppa... that not he way ya do it.

Whiplash rubs his head and asks in a whiney voice; whats that for coach?

Leppa: Forget about it Whippy, listen to the Doc.

Doc: Ok Whiplash, how many fingers am I holding up?

Now this was not a hard question. I looked and could see three fingers sticking up.

Whiplash looked hard and moved his lips as he seemed to count: Bananas!

Doc; very good. What colour is the sky?

Whippy concentrated, thought and responded: Fried rice!

Doc very good, excellent even, Last question, who is this standing beside me?

Whippy smiled confidently: Jawbone!

Leppa: so Doc, is he good to play?

Doc: yeah, one out of three is his usual score. Off ya go Whippy

Whiplash: beauty Doc.

He turns and runs off full blast into a brick wall.