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THE LAST TIME THEY MET

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We actually gave them a run for their money till we died at ¾ time.

CARLTON

Backs Zac Tuohy Michael Jamison Aaron Joseph

Half backs Bryce Gibbs Lachlan Henderson Chris Yarran

Centreline Kade Simpson Chris Judd Heath Scotland

Half forwards Dennis Armfield Matthew Kreuzer Andrew Walker

Forwards Eddie Betts Shaun Hampson Jeff Garlett

Followers Robert Warnock Mitch Robinson Brock McLean

Interchange (from) Josh Bootsma Paul Bower Andrew Collins Ed Curnow David Ellard Kane Lucas Matthew Watson

In Josh Bootsma Andrew Collins Aaron Joseph Kane Lucas Brock McLean Robert Warnock Matthew Watson

Out Nick Duigan (calf) Marc Murphy (shoulder) Bret Thornton Jordan Russell

MELBOURNE

Backs James Frawley Jared Rivers Clint Bartram

Half backs Jack Grimes Colin Garland Tom McDonald

Centreline Rohan Bail Brent Moloney Sam Blease

Half forwards Jack Trengove Jack Watts Brad Green

Forwards Jeremy Howe Mitch Clark James Sellar

Followers Mark Jamar Lynden Dunn Nathan Jones

Interchange (from) Jamie Bennell Jordie McKenzie James Magner Dan Nicholson James Sellar

Emergencies Troy Davis Joel Macdonald Luke Tapscott

In Rohan Bail Lynden Dunn Dan Nicholson James Sellar

Out Aaron Davey Liam Jurrah (ankle) Cale Morton Colin Sylvia

 

I remember the game well. Got in my car at Heathcote Junc to drive home at 3/4 time, only a bit over a goal adrift, and almost drove off the road a couple of times due to losing control of my limbs in spasms of anger and frustration. Was it nine unanswered goals? Needed a few cool drinks when I got home.

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I remember the game well. Got in my car at Heathcote Junc to drive home at 3/4 time, only a bit over a goal adrift, and almost drove off the road a couple of times due to losing control of my limbs in spasms of anger and frustration. Was it nine unanswered goals? Needed a few cool drinks when I got home.

I must have blocked this game from my memory completely.

The last time I recall playing Carlton is round 5, 2011, mainly because I was adhering to the stereotype and watching the game at a pub in Mount Beauty. That is, until I got kicked out for chucking a massive expletive-filled outburst at about halfway through the second quarter.

 

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