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ROUND - 6... 'bruise free' round?

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Another themed round? AFL loves the concept.

The Tanking Round.

Melbourne play Carlton for the Kreuzer Cup. Most Ironic On Ground gets the Brock Maclean Medal.

Operation Overlord, Invasion of Normandy - D-day

Hit em High, Hit em Low, give Em the Pea Beau! We come thru the air, we'll come from the River, we'll come from the streets, the stations, our armed dee-visions.

The Liberation of the 'G'... a non Blue Heartland !

Micky 'Rommel' Malthouse & his Panzer divisions plus the Landkreuzer ratten will be run around in circles & blasted off the park by 'Eisenhower' Neelds allied attack to Win back Our hunting grounds.

 

Operation Overlord, Invasion of Normandy - D-day

Hit em High, Hit em Low, give Em the Pea Beau! We come thru the air, we'll come from the River, we'll come from the streets, the stations, our armed dee-visions.

The Liberation of the 'G'... a non Blue Heartland !

Micky 'Rommel' Malthouse & his Panzer divisions plus the Landkreuzer ratten will be run around in circles & blasted off the park by 'Eisenhower' Neelds allied attack to Win back Our hunting grounds.

What are you on tonight dee_luded?

I am sure it is much harder than single malt.

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What are you on tonight dee_luded?

I am sure it is much harder than single malt.

We need more rivalries to get some blockbuster games.

They just don't appear with the wicked witch of the west waving ha wand... but we could make something from It. sorry cousin.

We need to fireup some supporters to get a Snowball Effect rolling into the 'G'. forget the landkreuzers, we'll bring in the cool artillery, range rovers, cayennes, jeeps, touareg's, mokka's, & antara's... et al.

& footsoldiers to boot.

 

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