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Lyon gone Fishing

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Hmmn, something doesn't feel, Reel.

Berley, berley, everywhere, but Not a Bite in sight.

A 5 Mill' here & a 5 Mill' there, there a 5, take a 5, nothing but mates anywhere.

The Smokes wafting in like a Sea fog @ Bemm River. Screens or Charades is everybodies guess? But there's no mistaking the Odour, It's got that Blue Cod aroma, ling'gering.

Could it be Red Herrings on tomorrows Menu, or maybe something that goes down with an Ale, a Pale Ale, or a short Stout, a Malt'y Brew full of Yeast, fresh out of the Brew HaHa's House???

It all sounds like Snakes & Ladders. Or Charades to me. But I know there's somethin' in the Pan & I 'Aints Lyon!!!

 

Was there a point to this shambles of an OP..?

We may have to wait till after the finals....i can wait for that, it's the season i want to end.

 

Ironic isn't it? To quote McChin "The jungle drums are beating..."

Magpie board want Malthouse out. Just trying keep the house in order and ship on course for the remainder of the Premiership campaign. Hugely funny if they miss out on this one to the Hawks or Cats!

Bit hard to believe the perennial joke of a club that is ours could possibly pull such a Machiavellian move... against the arch enemy... handshakes done? No way!

And now throw Saint Lyon into the mix and the fog is just settling in me thinks.

I'm very glad Dee Lyon is back in the house. May have also had some say in the Sylvia and Green statements. Ha! Davey probably saw the writing on the wall that he was next so decided to squib it and get suspended.

Looking forward to October now. A big off-season awaits.

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