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Demonland Player of the Year

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6 Jones

5 Trengove

4 Garland

3 Bail

2 Watts

1 Morton (yep. some shockers but a great 2nd qtr)

I hope that's a bad attempt at a joke. He is the softest player I have ever seen on a football field. He literally runs like a scared rabbit at the prospect of body contact. This is a guy who has been on the list for how long? I don't know exactly, but I'm thinking its been 5 years or so. There are first year players who go harder than him. Delist him immediately. Offers nothing to the team but cheap sideways kicks around half back.

For those people saying that Watts doesn't deserve any votes, he was the ONLY player in the first quarter who actually looked like he wanted the ball. The ONLY player. The rest were abysmal. Sure he faded a little as the game went on, but he continued to work hard, tackle and present. More than can be said for 18 other blokes out there.

In retrospect, Bartram probably should have gotten a vote from me. If only he could kick, he'd be a really damaging half back.

Edited by dees_rule_4eva

 

You serious about Jones?

Completley serious

Wont go hard, takes short steps, Drops like a bag of *&^% way to easily

I could go on and on but seriously watch this bloke closley.

How you guys could put him in best with the amount of tackles that didn't stick or just got brushed off'

So easily pushed off the ball,

Clanger King

Not creative

Slow as

GET OFF THE GROUND JONES!

How about all you sheep just look at the stats and vote.

Really surprised with a lack of votes for Bartram.

He worked really hard, which is more than about 16 other players can say for themselves.

So true

But lets all votes for Jones eh?

While I'm on a roll Davey is a creme puff. The most easist player to tag. Once tagged NO HEART!

Jones, Davey to the magoos

 

My bottom 6

Morton,

Martin,

Wanna

Jones,

Davey,

Rivers.

GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Course he's serious about Jones. The bloke could kick 12 with 34 possessions and still have been useless, according to some learned individuals on here

Educated are we? Watch the game again!


When was that? when he got crunched from glass?

Im sorry but if that was watts or bennell they would have run in the opposite direction. Jones took his hit and was our best player on the night. Very starnge you see this the other way.

Short steps mate

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Beamer retains his lead after six rounds (including the bye)

49. Brent Moloney

41 . Jack Trengove

37 . Mark Jamar

35 . Rohan Bail

28 . Jared Rivers

25 . Luke Tapscott

18 . Stefan Martin

17 . Colin Garland

16 . Colin Sylvia

14. . Liam Jurrah

12 . Nathan Jones Jack Watts

4 . Jamie Bennell

3 . Jordan Gysberts

2 . Jack Grimes

1 . Aaron Davey Cale Morton

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