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I want us to beat the Handbaggers

Biffinator
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Comrades.

We can worry about permutations and draft choices - the wind blows where it wills.

I just want us to beat the Handbaggers down at Handbagger Stadium - especially if those big Zeppelins in the Geelong Cheer squad are in attendance.

It is as simple as that. I want us to do it especially for Slaphead Chapman and Cameron Ling, the Toxic Avenger.

And I want to hear the sooking afterwards.

Biffinator.

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    Comrade Biff

    If we win down there this week it will be the biggest upset in AFL history.

    Id love to do it.

    Would be an amazing result.

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    Comrade Biff

    If we win down there this week it will be the biggest upset in AFL history.

    Id love to do it.

    Would be an amazing result.

    If it's not a windy day we'll have them on toast.

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    If it's not a windy day we'll have them on toast.

    If only you were out there Allen!

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    About as meaningless as R22 in 2007.

    We do that and we have wasted the pain of 2008/2009.

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    About as meaningless as R22 in 2007.

    We do that and we have wasted the pain of 2008/2009.

    I hate to say it, but you're spot on!

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    Yep. Smash 'em. Make 'em doubt themselves. Cause them to choke another flag. Go Dees.

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    About as meaningless as R22 in 2007.

    We do that and we have wasted the pain of 2008/2009.

    Comrade there is a much wider malaise than the pain of the last couple of years - and that is our mental softness.

    As a supporter since 71 and a member since 82, I have seen it year after year, decade after decade.

    Address that in a sustained fashion, and everything else will be sorted out eventually.

    While I would dearly love to get 1 and 2, to my mind we got the priority pick last year with Watts AND Jurrahcane.

    This discussion is a bit pointless. Whatever opinions the two of us may hold, it will make jack-all difference to where we finish at the end of the year.

    Additionally, my hatred of the Handbaggers over-rides all other rational considerations.

    Cheers - Biffinator

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    If we beat the cats, by then I will have completely lost faith in getting Scully, but I can tell you this, I will celebrate like we were never going to get a PP...

    Beating them over there? It doesn't get a whole lot better, IMO.

    Then we could come out in round 22 and snatch another over the Saints, and people will be talking about us positively again. Would be a HUGE reward for players like Moloney, Bruce, Green, Whelan, Davey who have earned a LOT of respect from LFC supporters, and deserve respect from opposition supporters too.

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    If we're going to throw away great another opportunity to land a couple of talented kids then we may as well do it in still

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