Straight Sets Simon

Only if we are in front.

It’s not in our DNA to put teams away.

Put your head down and pick the ball up, ANB.

Who’s giving away free kicks at centre bounces? Another goal from a centre clearance of course.

That’s an excellent goal.

Massive let off.

Ban Pickett from hand balling.

I just want to see us bury a team now.

Relief.

This wave is looking incredibly stupid now.

When the umpire realises he should have paid a mark in the first place.

When Tom McDonald isn’t kicking goals we are a fraction of ourselves. He saved us so many times early in the year but his kicking has been way off.

Had to kick the ball.

Petracca is going to look like a pickle if we lose now.

We need the next five goals now.

I hope May and Lever give the rest of the team a spray at half time. They have mopped up so much garbage.

Essendon players want it more. They are willing to put their heads down to get the ball, we prefer to just do little dinky kicks off the ground in front of us and hope it pops up.

For someone who can run so quick, Hunt often runs very slow.

Centre clearances, the most important stat for our team.

Seven point play.

Did Jackson just have a stroke?

This was always a danger game, always a bonus if we manage to win.

I’d prefer Austin Bradke.

We need to be six goals up at half-time.

I’ve seen three seconds of Ryan and he looks awful.