The heart beats true

Brisbane look miles off it. It’s fascinating how bad they both look.

How his Cox allowed to be on the mark when he was 50 metres from the free kick? The umpires have to be smarter than that.

Brisbane cheer squad spending $7 on the banner. It looked like it made from toilet paper and a packet of textas. Not AFL standard.

Nathan Buckley said tonight On The Couch that he had a very similar injury to May, including the transverse issue and a broken rib, all from a marking incident. He said he missed a week, played the next (but was ordinary), and was right after that. Interesting insight.

Because you have to give the players time to adjust to the time difference. Adelaide is 30 minutes, and 25 years, behind Melbourne.

Not sure the swans plan is to let in 100 points every week. Interesting game.

What are they saying about Levers knee of Fox?

Hore had the GPS put in.

No May out after halftime

May went down right in front of me, and from my vantage looked like ribs. He looked very, very sore.

I just checked out his other videos and subscribed. Anyone who has a video called ‘Melbourne’s Banh Mi Map’ is alright with me. Thanks for the recommend.

Sidebottom and Pendlebury have been so good for so long, but they both look like they stayed at the fair for one ride too many.

That was out of bounds. Collingwood fans are going to massacre the umpires here.

Cut to the Melbourne supporter in the crowd clearly barracking against Collingwood. Love it!

Opposition fans clearly booing Maynard for the 3rd week in a row. It’s so good. I hope it gets so bad the AFL has to comment on it. What are they going to say?

Joel Selwood continuing the trend of former premiership captains who get employed by channel 7- only to have zero on screen charisma, and a dull, monotonous voice.

They are getting so sucked into going at every opportunity. They’ve been their own worst enemy the last 10 minutes.

St Kilda getting sucked into a game plan they can’t sustain.

I’m so glad we are going to have a Tasmanian team. It’s long overdue. Which brings me to the jumper. It feels older - like it was designed mid century. I like it. It feels like a middle finger to the AFL. A way to say ‘should have been done decades ago’. I also like that it’s associated with state of origin. Gives the club a really unified ‘us against the world’ attitude right from the start. Sport is tribal, and this really delivers on that. I personally can’t stand the devil motif. It’s far too over worked. They’ve got some time to refine that and get it right. The crows took a while to figure out how to make their bird feel premium, and iconic. It’ll come together. It’s all great for the sport, and for Tassie. I hope its success highlights some of the AFL’s poor decision making to chase ‘potential populations’, instead of delivering to established football communities.

They should make the top 6 every year by default with such a huge advantage.

Imagine how hard it would be to win away games if every Victorian team had a bespoke stadium that they train on, and then they only allowed 40,000 people in, and just 5% of that got allocated to opposition supporters? Thats what Geelong have. It’s the biggest advantage in the modern game by quite some margin.

That free kick was atrocious to Dangerfield.

I think he’s got mercury poisoning.

Maynard is clearly getting booed at the unfurling of their premiership flag, against an interstate club. The AFL can pretend all they like, but I can guarantee they are hearing. The general public is appalled.

Collingwood’s desire to get the ball to Daicos is logical, but it can be exploited by the right side.