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Did I miss how many days there are to go to the draft Redleg? Tommy Bugg and Barrie Vagg will be very disappointed.

I don't know whether there's any significance in this but someone on the Hawthorn supporter site has just started a thread entitled "The No J£ No B$ Thread".

A must read today is this propaganda piece from Robbo in the HUN - Dilemma for AFL but Jobe must keep medal Lots of errors, cringeworthy and completely lacking in any logic. The must create a dilemma for those who run the newspaper - how on earth did he get the gig as chief football writer?

A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a barstool alone. He sits down next to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?" She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody, any time, any where, any place, it doesn't matter to me." The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "No kidding? What law firm do you work for?"

So you're trying to tell us that Petracca masqueraded as an 11 year old playing basketball?

Not the numbers. Give me the names of the suburbs that achieved those rankings please.

What's going on around here? Some of the regulars gone missing and the place distinctly lacking atmosphere. Is there any truth in the rumour that we're trying to entice Voldemort and his glutenous old man back to the fold?

One swallow.

Melbourne's win was my highlight but watching the dopers go belly up after the peds started wearing off at ¾ time was special.

Which of tomorrow night's games will attract the greatest interest?

A win today will do.

Be thankful for small mercies - AFL cuts trade period by a week

Well done Davey Warner - history!!! They're going at T20 clip now ... amazing stuff.

I hope he hasn't croaked

How many days to the 2014 national draft Redleg?

Saw Foxtel Sports News last night had an item on GWS training and it was claimed that the usual suspect was training the house down. Reinforces the rumour I heard that a certain knee injury was embellished and played up as somewhat worse than it really was a few years ago to make it easier for a change of clubs at the end of the season.

Good to see discussion here is now back to matters of great importance to the world at large, like banana sculpture and not trivial stuff like footy and cricket.

Warner, Smith and Bailey have all been released to play BBL at the weekend. Should we be comfortable with this in the middle of a series when they should be focussing on the next test?

Didn't matter much did it? We've got these blokes by the bananas.

Not such a happy moment for the punters who took your advice and are still waiting for Serengeti Miss to arrive at the finish line.

Have to disagree.Geelong had 31 scoring shots to 20 and 65 inside 50's to 39. The Cats missed a few easy ones too while Port's last two goals came out of their backsides. Had Geelong kicked straighter, it could easily have been a blowout. Kudos to Port for their great season but I suspect that clubs will now start working them out. Their entry into the forward 50 is often very wide and hence, their inaccuracy.

I'm guessing here but would I be right in saying that LA Vuelta is the team that represents Los Angeles in the Lingerie Football League?

Not enough credit given to Mark Neeld for engineering such a dramatic turn around in form after the cataclysm that was 186.

Bump.