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Watching them play rugby in the paddock must have been the final straw for you.Perhaps if you spent less time at the neighbours your flock might feel safer.

I remember You telling me about the scandal with the farm hand on the 457 visa. I still can't believe you didn't know what was happening until the lads started speaking with a kiwi accent.

Next time we should all roll up to Bbos with some garlic , rosemary and a rotisserie .I refuse to despatch one of them for ethical reasons and also because they have such lovely eyes.

I don't want to bore you with the intricacies of my work practises but you are aware that the cost of precursor chemicals had trebled in the last financial year- I nearly rang the ACCC to complain .

Have you not read the papers- there is a recession looming.One must save for a rainy day . We must all tighten our belts .sort of.

I have merely been on an extended bender.Lordweaver must have found a higher calling. I cannot recant my lascivious lifestyle- I have made a solemn pact.

Take the lens cap off the binoculars next time OD.

Hird could inject something into one of those teams. Or maybe he is. "Studying" them.

We only have time for contemplation of future sins at the Gat. No navel gazing here.

Coffee, beer,wine,sex these are some of the triggers for the craving to smoke. You'll have to quit the lot.

One smoke wont hurt Jazza. The tobacco industry needs you,relies on you. A quitter never wins and a winner never quits.

Fresh as a Daisy Chain.

Yep, George Best and Kieth Richards made me what I am but it's time I spread my wings under my new life coach.

you like em old anyway .

Gee that was a big weekend. Felt like two weeks. Anyone have a good weekend?

DC- Your little coaching gig at the East Burwood Rams is coming under some scrutiny. I like the tactics-make them earn the jumper!

i'll start paying tax when they make it compulsory. Until that day , Pat Rafter,Hoges,Greg Norman,Daniel Riccardo,The Croat tennis guy player,Hugh Jackman etc can go on rooting the system their way- and I'll do the same.

Perhaps you would prefer. I remember the first time I had sex-I kept the receipt. Women should be obscene and not heard. Anyway-the neocons might get upset with all this Marxism.

The selective process at The Gatwick insures we get only the best of the best here. No arseless chap wearing chaps riding into town on demented Alpacas anymore .

My room mates will be pleased. They are still recovering from your last trip to town.

Not the most entertaining dinner guests I'll grant you moon-but there is enough posturing here for a lifetime!

Yes Maple-sadly these guys were once my life coaches. I have moved on from their teachings ,yet they have taught me much.

I'm glad you are enjoying the new look backline.

Tough picking a winner in Strasbourg ,let alone eating the shyte!

Cuntry boys cop an extra fee for toilet training . Hayseeds find it difficult to slip into Gat life but after a while they thrive.