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Don't worry Moon. I will not be exposing snow droppers tonight. At ease.

Earl, You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats. I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift) My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor. I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos. One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type. As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught. Gastro should be the least of your problems. I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans. They buy all that fairtrade spiel in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end. A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

I'm predicting that most of our players will age in time. It's a bold statement but I stand by it.

The Crystal down the Gat is anything but serene.

We need some melons . perhaps a pair of lychees.

You must have woken up with enough to know.Going out dressed like that.

The old fashioned camera didn't ring and alarm bells? Although knowing some of your Perversions and your propensity for trying new revolting experiences I'm surprised you didn't invite the whole film crew.

Don't mind Bitters Ernesto. Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making. Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion from someone with a real degree. He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine. Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.

Your seedy lost weekends in the Seaside are safe with me. I promise not to tell everyone what a twisted and debauched glutton you can be when let loose on Fitzroy St.

I have chained several tennants to the building in a bid to stave off the wrecking ball. My least favourite are positioned on the outside . Any decent electrical goods never last long here Bitters. You should know that as a recent visitor to our humbled home.

The ribbon and ball thing is fkn spectacular Moon. I suggest you get some sporting supplements from me, some beer and sit and watch in HD with some different music for a better televisual experience.

Staging for frees should be reportable. Leave it for the princesses who play soccer. Deliberate corruption of the rules ruins the integrity of the game and confuses our already dim witted umpiring fraternity.

That sort of thing happens too often. Blatent errors never reviewed. Cole ones never decided correctly. we as a team do not carry on and remonstrate nor stage and fake for frees which may be Roos instructions. Should pay off eventually but currently we get the rough end.

Are you on acid tonight City or just riffin'..?

Your time would have been longer had you not decided to blow your own head off in the study. You did manage to produce a beautiful grand daughter ,Mariel ,who starred in some terrible movies. I think she topped herself ,which we can blame you for also. Edit:it was her sister Margaux ,which you never would have known ,as you were dead. Unfortunately for you your own father and siblings were lemmings as well. On that cheery note ,i might go read some Kafka or Orwell to brighten things up.

The best way to travel Egypt is to float about in De Nile. Or so I tell myself.

You really haven't missed much Dr. Earl and Hemingway are planning a trip to Spain to find a suitable replacement for Conchita. Bitters is applying to Romsey council for the title Marquis de Romsey. Moonshadow is abondoning his Marxist philosophy in the pursuit of social prestige and now sits in the members.Mercifully . Maple is now teaching bogus French and selling fake signed Celine albums . DC has the Zika virus due to his new Samba lessons but refuses to disclose it. Red and Blue still hooked on Zanax. Personally , mushroom season has me flat out working.

I've eaten peasant before. Never knew they could speak French.

I shall give them a second chance. With butter,garlic and some sage.

When I see a Chipmunk film I get a strong urge to hurt wildlife. Can I just say that "The Squeakal" is equally as disappointing and tedious as the first one.

Sounds wonderful Earl. Next time I start to think" I want to travel through a war zone filled wit h psychotic teenage boys looking for Western hostages" I shall remember to call you. I like to stay within the European zone( which excludes Turkey and anywhere mentioned in the Old Testament . Homos in the morning is something white men normally do in Marrakech.

I've never been to Spain Ernest, but I've seen enough bull here to write a novella on the subject.

Just a thought Earl. Get the paste made in the cheapest Asian country available and then put your own label on it. I know its not a novel business approach but sometimes you hipsters need to stop with the pathetic attempts at craft and wise up or else we will see you clogging up the dole queues like the Fitzrovians of my youth once did.

We get beaten by guys like Waite,Harvey,Reiwoldt and anyone else over 33. We are too inexperienced to respect proven experienced players.

Crisp or Frost? Make up your mind please WJ.