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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Old Man Rivers's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Dermie took it upon himself to personally coach Watts through the game which became very tiring.The more Derm tries to seem intelligent, the stupider he looks. Also-Grimes wasn't good last night-he was average, and Rich beat him. Hanley carved us up as did Rockliffe. We are falling down in the Ruck but must keep big Max up there while he learns. Toumpas had a bad day and can be forgiven . Byrnes is slowing up our list development and is not half as good as Rodan. Jetta might get Toumpas' spot next week, and a last chance to prove he can play.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Uni Blacks need a speedy midfielder ,who kicks himself out of it, like Dan Nicholson perhaps? Only fair really .
  3. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Titan-as flawed as the DRS is,especially as something like the Broad decision occurred , just shows that England used theirs much more wisely. The Captaincy basically cost us the test because we fluffed our appeals. Bird should be in the next test-very hard to score against and will get LBWs.
  4. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Worst Aussie inventions ever. Snicko and Hot-spot.
  5. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Drop the top order for more All-rounders!
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Glad the new teeth are working well OD. Crunch into a few of those fried crickets if you get the chance-bloody tasty with a beer.
  7. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    both these guys are in my world X1 Demonland team. Serious problem when a bearded Root is on the [censored] and then my opener tries to get a bearded Root with his fist.but misses.
  8. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    It would be great to see your workout buddies at the games BBO. They are certainly a fine looking group of men. Will you be bringing any of the old Christian Bros down to boost membership. We certainly can't be too picky about their previous indiscretions.
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There is one ever the bridge here, called the Bandildos. Fairly onerous initiation process you may have to remove your colours to enter.
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Maybe there should be an Alpaca cull. Beginning in say..... Romsey.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Best you go and cross yourself, whip yourself, swear in Latin or whatever it is you mumble before you chain yourself in.
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Trying to find one of those walking sticks that holds whiskey. A tawse is a little out-dated. Tasers seem to have taken over.
  13. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Point taken BBO-I guess I'm just not cut from the right cloth . If it helps ,I'm a long time member of an unofficial hunting club ,or a gun club at least . Can't believe the Gatwick Hotel has slipped so far in peoples eyes. May have to buy myself a cravat and Jodhpors ,riding crop etc. Thanks for the added vice.
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yes ,we are a very broad church down here at the Gatwick and more than our fair share of members like to experiment with human minds boundaries. For those of you ever offered GHB I wouldn't take it. Drugs that tend to make the user drop dead immediately are not my cup of Earl Grey . I dont understand many things in life BBO. Most of the things i cannot comprehend are done by British Tories but if you could connect me up with some of your allies in the House of Lords I am willing to learn .
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Its GBH or GHB isn't it now?
  16. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Tweed? Crushed velvet? Rayon perhaps.
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Never heard of anyone taking their wife to Thailand Old Dee but I'm all for new experiences. I wish her good luck with the "Dentistry". PS. Dont eat the peeled bananas from Pat Pong Rd.
  18. Stuart Broad and "little" Joe Root going well for the Limeys.
  19. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Hope her "teeth" are looking a lot bigger er... brighter .OD
  20. From what I saw Daniher is a shizen kick for goal but he might be improving . The Hulk has a perfect kick and could be Johhno Brown Mark 2. If we had a midfield imagine the damage Clark ,Hogan ,Dawes and Howe up forward could do.
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Probably not dissimilar to that of Frances Edmonds next one. "The trials and tribulations of the born to rule exploiting the Congo" . Never mind Redleg .Plough through. My thoughts on Black Caviar are coloured by her advantages in life ,rather than the hardships she ever endured ,which were very few. Like reading a book titled "Paris Hilton-My Struggle". A real page shutter. Every accolade makes Sheedy wealthier ,which is the really sad part for me .
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There is no topic here,must you be reminded. Phil Edmonds wife wrote a cracking tome. But never will I forget 'How to Hypnotize chickens and other tales". Max Walker must be the greatest novelist to have worn the red and blue.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    If Gerard writes in any way like he speaks, you will save yourself a fortune on Valium.
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Big Crowd of Scum and Dorks at the G. Sad indictment of our year when all I can hope for is a comprehensive stadium collapse . Grollo got the grandstand contract so there is hope .
  25. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I suspect mine is seeing other clients ,which doesn't help with my jealousy issues.