Biffen

. Must have known you were mfc. Once people know-they want to get right up in there.

Jeez we've been copping some Flack! Our development has been stunted and we've had more quiet achievers than BP's disaster unit. "Just Dont Say" CC is on paid leave and Mr Clean has wiped the evidence clean off the Whiteboard ,which has been put in the vault for good . We have a fit team on a Misson. The world hates us and we are broke as usual . We have nothing to lose but our minds. Bring on round one .

Over there, you can never be sue of the difference eh?

His dad was a handy darts bowler and a very,very dour lower order bat, a gravedigger before he played test cricket, and batted like one.

It's quality of idiot that counts O.D

When you agree with him too often there is a problem.

I miss those parties too.Hellfire was a great night out. I only went the first time because I thought it was the Demons social club.

My pick again so quickly . I'll have a Root . Joe Root-England and Wales Pick 77.

Some on here would argue that was merely a fait accompli.

Hoping our footy teams cop a similar slap on the wrist for our lack of effort in the face of adversity back in 2009.

Nun of that. Wears the soap. Wash your mouth out.

This could be my Achilles heel. J. P Duminy (Zaffers)

Do they need to get games in order to contribute? Surely it doesn't help if they cant make test teams ? Nest Pas?

Ramnaresh Sarwan (Carribbean) Pick 61. Averages 40 in tests. I'm happy with my attack. Nervy about the batsmen.

I Macca-I am perfoming under non- performance enhancing drugs such as beer, smokes and lethargy.

Asad Shafiq (Former Nth India)

Sorry guys-real life is killing me-glad to be back . Just going to flick through cricinf... er my memory ,and ponder my decision a few mins . I have to be the worst selector Australia has had sine Hilditch.

HT , Just looking at your team ,which is very solid . Is Sachin only retired from 1 day stuff? I like the look of The Passengers' team and Rogue has some battle hardened types in his.

Haddin drops catches. He needs to average 50 before he fields . Smith is a nothing cricketer . Chris Rogers must have a problem personality .

Will give Chris Dawes a chance to prove he is worth the cash until Mitch returns to stomps on Skulls .

Brundun Maccullum ( Noo Zulland) Corriction:Brendon McCullum (NZ)

Clearly not. I have just downed a bottle of 2009 Pinot ,some steak and some salad and spuds . My four year old is asking lots of "why" ,"but why" questions. I make up my favourite answers. I find that more satisfying than meeting up with my new found twitter mates . B)

My wife bought that book and hasn't wanted a bar of me since. I've been using the buit up sexual tension to have juvenile arguments with Stu. I picture myself pouring hot wax all over him and then getting BBO to whip him Red and Blue. Sloonie then comes in and [censored] Slaps him till he finally shuts the frick up. It's not perfect ,but it gets me through.

Never heard of it.

Ishant Sharma (The Far East)