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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Sort of more like a Nancy Regan clinic.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I got parole now and am allowed to use monitored internet . Stu and BBO are doing some more remedial work at the Lordweaver Clinic For The Argumentative.
  3. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    He was at 26s for a minute(just before Haddin got out but he could well overtake Smith if he gets going. Good luck* *gamble responsibly.
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    He is 11s at the moment. Get On!
  5. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Shocking outs from Watson and Warner. Warmer just cost me $110. [censored].
  6. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Just plonked 20 on Warner to make a hundred. If we can see off this new ball then it will happen.
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    It'll be a pants down ,dresses up ,knock em down ,drag it up affair Moon. BBO will be Shiraz fit for the re-match . Can't wait.
  8. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Stu's Mrs, a very patient woman, will take it to the highest levels WJ. I'm not sure Mrs BBO gives a rats anymore about him but I am reliably informed that he is applying for a job as an international sign language interpreter. We can't let this happen-a war could eventuate.
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Jeezuz Christ DC-it's nearly friggin Xmas and we are subject to the vagaries of Tinia Tirds intimate knowledge of corruption and power.little does she realise that she is the beneficiary yet she cries foul. Get me some Demonland barbs over that 1st world issue anyday!
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Can somebody with some clout please forward a case for the early return of Stu and BBO. The lack of antagonism on here is killing me. If the crime is interesting-they were guilty .(Moreso my big fat Alpaca fancying wierdo Romsey mate).
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Luckily most people on here have thick skin. Otherwise we would be driven round the bend.
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Innisfailed before . Innisfail again.
  13. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    It seems like DKL is the only one who gets him firing. On another note-from those test teams we picked earlier my boys David Warner ,Stu Broad and Joe Root are firing . Who had Mitch Johnson?
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I'm working at Lordweavers rehab farm counselling Stu and Bbo.be back soon.i got their minds right.
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    If you can't be negative then you could try inanity.Seems to keep everyone docile. Redleg was complaining about talking utter Tird. And he is a lawyer-a professional at it!
  16. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Very Funny Indeed To quote the youth "LOLLED".
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    She's lazy and I'm thinking of retiring her. Anyway-shes far too educated for my liking. Heirs and Graces.
  18. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Send him a bill for legal counsel. 15 minutes at Saturday night rates.
  19. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    verbal testimony ,first hand witnesses ,diaries etc. The fact that a paper trail was destroyed is also a pointer to their guilt.
  20. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Perfect-these guys are not worth the helicopter trip. I've got some bolt cutters as well- in case their toenails need a clip.
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    We have ways of making them talk. A cup of tea and a biscuit is probably a good start. If they don't talk immediately, threaten to eat the Monte Carlos if that doesn't work then we attach electrodes to their balls and zap the [censored].
  22. Biffen replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    A message to ground announcers everywhere-you are not wanted and not needed . People do not go to the cricket to hear some dickwad with a microphone "hype' the game. Would love to see the one at the G publicly stoned too-with rocks that is.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Spoken like a Tiger. We may go into the wilderness for a time, but we don't buy property there. Melbourne is statistically a very successful finals performer. Port Power made a nice comeback,so can we.
  24. Emma Quayle never wrote a thing about Mrs Burgundy. What team was she in last year?