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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. 0% chance of that. And if it happens watch that slimy [censored] McRae come out and defend him and say he’s having such a hard time and he helped an old lady cross the road on his way to bring Touk Miller flowers 🤮🤮🤮
  2. Reason #245 why I hate the AFL
  3. What’s the difference? Both is about trying to get a free kick when one isn’t warranted.
  4. But not a word about Saint Maynard 😡 I almost turned the TV off yesterday when these so called experts were getting stuck into Kolt. Ffs he’s a third gamer who got knocked over unexpectedly from behind. He has every right to lose balance and fall over. How about we call out the piece of [censored] Zorko for his totally unnecessary late contact to a THIRD GAMER. Weak.
  5. I’ll eat my shoe if the AFL fines their darling thug Not only is he a thug, he’s also one of the weakest cowards in the competition. Always hitting opponents when they’re not looking and then flopping when he gets anything coming back. A bigger piece of [censored] you won’t find in the game. I truly wish a speedy end to this bog ordinary career.
  6. It is when you’re a Melbourne supporter and misery is your choice of poison.
  7. I check scores and if Pies are losing by 5 goals with under 2 minutes to go I’ll turn it on so I can laugh at them and then turn it off again. The sight of Maynard makes me both physically ill and warm with rage.
  8. Why would anyone voluntarily watch a Collingwood game that doesn’t involve Melbourne?
  9. I agree with much of your response, but unfortunately the above is little consolation when we are likely going to hit peak fitness just as we hit our off season, since we are unlikely to make finals. It might be poor luck or bad management, but there’s no doubt that our fitness has been an issue and moreover our injury management. Rushing in underdone players as one example. I certainly wouldn’t be shocked if we moved on from Selwyn and brought in someone else to run the fitness department
  10. So good to hear Jefferson continues to come along. Another full pre season under his belt and I reckon we will see a bit of him in the seniors next year. Not totally against giving him a taste at the end of the year to really motivate him, if his form continues.
  11. So good to hear Jefferson continues to come along. Another full pre season under his belt and I reckon we will see a bit of him in the seniors next year. Not totally against giving him a taste at the end of the year to really motivate him, if his form continues.
  12. Confidence is a problem for him but he’s a very good contested mark which is impossible to teach. Goal kicking can be fixed. I hope he stays as he’s clearly a very talented player who can play both ends. Just needs a good injury run for once.
  13. Sometimes Kosi has the sort of game that makes you realize he’s in the top 1% for pure talent and skills in the game. He is an absolute freak.
  14. The game is becoming unwatchable for mine. Umpiring standards are at an all time low and the AFL refuses to acknowledge it.
  15. This. We should have taken May off for JJ. But Goodwin probably didn’t want to be killed by May moments before winning a flag 😂
  16. And makes you appreciate the fatigue he must feel when going for goal.
  17. Lions have won more games in the last 4 years than anyone else, except us They even got gifted the golden chance to play a grand final at the Gabba and still [censored] the bed!
  18. It’s time we question our fitness and conditioning and get some fresh faces in this area in 2025. Our fourth quarters have been a total shambles this year Thoughts @binman?
  19. Petty probably telling him his team is full of arrogant plonkers who should win a flag before they open their mouths. They’re the biggest underachievers of this decade!
  20. Brilliant composure and dash. Did the number 45 jumper proud for any Matty Whelan fans ❤️
  21. How many times will we [censored] the bed in front of goal before we admit it’s a massive issue that just won’t go away magically? Asking for a friend named Simon
  22. I am going to start a petition to get umpire 22 sacked. Seriously there isn’t a fan in the AFL who thinks this fool is a competent umpire. A disgrace.
  23. A good effort when we all thought we will get owned. I was happy with our midfield performance in particular. We smashed them in contested possessions and won the clearances which is a great sign without Trac and Salem. But bitterly disappointing to once again [censored] the bed in front of goal. It’s cost us games, finals and probably another premiership and it’s infuriating. Also a massive massive [censored] you to the AFL and the absolute hacks they employ to umpire our game. That Rivers goal should never have been disallowed. They absolutely cost us a win tonight and if we were a club that stood for anything we would question this one sided display. But we won’t. And so continues the endless cycle of [censored] umpiring costing teams games. 2024 can get in the goddamn bin. PS- great game from AMW! PPS- all you Clarry detractors can eat my shorts
  24. [censored] everything
  25. I literally hate football

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