Jaded No More

Tim Lamb next season for sure

He can't kick, he's slow, he's really soft, I hear his mum is a drug dealer, there are rumours going around that he slept with his teammate's wife. Can't believe we wasted a 6th round draft pick on this hack. We could have recruited the next Bontempelli instead.

Essendon winning those trade week premierships again Also how did Freo get anything other than an F? Lost two really good players for peanuts.

Come on Demonlanders, who owns a pharmacy or any other non legitimate drug operations?

I think the question was did Adelaide offer us anything for Petty that we considered

He makes a lot of cash from the Dees. He manages some of our best players. Also nice of him to acknowledge that SOS woke up in time to chat to Melbourne 😂

The main target for us should be to move his partner to Melbourne. I don’t know what she studies or does for work, but surely someone on D’land can get this girl a job in Melbourne.

Sounds to me like Petty and his manager got thrown an opportunity and took it as a chance to bring stuff to the table with Melbourne. We might need to pander to him a little to try and convince him to stay longer term.

Hey I’m 37 and I take offense to that

Tim Lamb getting deals done with no fuss. Absolute star.

This is why there’s no point haggling and holding clubs to ransom and crying over every small trade. If we pissfart around on the Grundy trade how many other trades would we have struggled to complete? Every year we move deals quickly and end up completing more deals than just about any other club. Geelong made no trades because all week they fought Port only to end up with two picks they’ll never use anyway. No logic.

The Pies fans getting stuck into him on social media is absolutely hilarious. Last year they were worried about his mental health. Now he’s garbage and ducks his head for frees 🙄 Stay classy Pies.

Injuries

Eat your heart out @Ethan Tremblay I am the real trade whisperer

Hearing F3 for Billings

Imagine Geelong wasting a whole week on this trade only to get two extra picks, both of which they won’t use. Absolutely mind boggling some of these idiotic negotiations going on.

I just want to see him booed by the Pies fan. The irony will be delicious. He is a tool and I wish him no success.

How did channel 9 know he’s playing golf with two Adelaide players? Something stinks

So your argument is that because some trades don’t work we should never trade again. I’ll give Tim a call, tell him he’s fired.

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May, Lever, Hibbo, Langdon... just a few PREMIERSHIP players who reached their potential after being traded to Melbourne. But by all means lets just keep taking a dump on our club @DistrACTION Jackson beat me to it!

I knew it. We are getting Bontempelli aren’t we?!

Late night kebab strikes again

Lamb last minute deals are my favourite. Like a kebab after a big night out, will you regret it, or will it cure your hangover?