Jaded No More

Welcome to literally every match Melbourne has played this season.

Replacing Jeff in the “invisible forward” category.

Far out the West Coast supporters are a sad bunch of coke sniffers

Take a bow Jetta you star!

Oliver to Tyson is like Ferrari to a pick up truck

How good has Weid been?!!! His hands are amazing.

How can Trac not make the damn distance? Rubbish.

I’ve had enough of Jones. I fee bad for saying this, but he’s our captain and that miss was inexcusable.

Where did you come from umpire you [censored] [censored]? Just [censored] off!

[censored] me our backline is a mess

As I said, if Melbourne don’t lose this on their own, the umpires will help West Coast win anyway.

[censored] rubbish free.

[censored] me ANB is a turnover merchant.

That’s it. You can see already we are falling apart. What in God’s name is wrong with this [censored] club????

We look asleep. Petracca needs to stop bombing it away. A massive letdown as a player.

Rubbish goal kicking. Again. Soul destroying.

They’ve settled now. It’s game on. I expect them to draw level very soon.

TMac set shot still ?

Turnovers. Will. Kill. Us.

Come on Dees!!! Keep this up. You want this and you can do this!

[censored] off with the kicking inside 50. Seriously.

If our players spend all [censored] day passing the ball inside 50 instead of going for set shots I will kill someone.

He’s already payed a free against us. Couldn’t wait.

When I see Mr Piggy umpiring I’m immensely confident we will lose.

You’d have to be seriously desperate for cash to go to North over Melbourne or even Essendon. If Gaff picks North good luck to him. I don’t want anyone at our club who cares only about money. Winning and success has to be the main motivation if you come to Melbourne, as we have lots of great players we need to fit into the cap going forward.