Jaded No More

Sydney and GWS will need to decide if they want to fly down their families and have them quarantine for 14 days. They are not going anywhere for a long while. Sydney may be here well into September.

Curtains for Richmond you’d think in 2021.

The crowd in this Richmond Pies game is an impressive sight. So many mullets. So few teeth.

Without a doubt Dogs can still finish 1st. They have a very easy draw.

Well the umpires tried really hard. Disappointed for them.

Dogs have lost the plot.

Come on Swans!!!

Umpires doing everything except kick the goals for the dogs.

Umpires taking the absolute [censored] with this.

Swans doing everything but kick goals.

Bruce looks like a part time barista working in a vegan cafe making matcha lattes.

Omg the umpiring is so bias #freekickdogs

Sydney better get comfortable playing in Victoria. They’ll be here a while.

Sydney can’t get their hands on the footy in the clearances. Dogs dominating out the middle.

Expect a new rule to come in. “Age concession”. Extra rotations and an additional sub for any team playing a side with an average age of 30 or above.

No. They don’t play finals down there against Victorian teams. Not enough seating.

He really is an insufferable whining sook. A big part of why Geelong is so unlikable. Just because your team is old enough to double dose on AZ doesn’t mean you get special concessions. This isn’t a pensioners club mate.

If come round 22 we are no chance to drop lower than 3rd or finish below the Lions I wonder if we give a few key guys the week off. You’d hate to lose May or Trac or Salem the week before finals. Jumping the gun there completely, sorry!

Injuries injuries injuries. A blessed run is up there with the most important factor in winning it. We’ve been blessed by the gods so far. But it can all come crashing down quickly as Brisbane learnt tonight. We are a May/Lever injury away from complete nuclear meltdown.

Brisbane were red hot favorites for a reason. GWS are not a bad side either. But it doesn’t take much for middle of the road teams to beat good teams. The competition is very even.

The way some of these special comments guys are dressed is beyond me. Are you trying to be cool? Coz you failed. Are you trying to look professional? Coz you failed. Are you trying to look like a vegan hipster from Brunswick? Great success! PS- if Luke Darcy is growing a middle aged man mullet, I am starting a petition to pixilate his head while on screen.

Very good result! Next week they play Richmond at the G and Geeeeelong go to Perth to play Freo. Edit: if we lose to Hawthorn I’ll kill someone

They are 2 down on the bench which doesn’t help. But they look absolutely done. Saints needs to not take the foot off here Brisbane are now 0.7% behind our percentage. Crucial!

Brisbane couldn’t adjust with Hipwood going down. They keep kicking it to St Kilda. Daniher disappeared which is no surprise. He’s a fairy.

Ok now we need Sydney to do the right thing.