Jaded No More

Umpiring was putrid but the Dogs were simply better than us. They used the ball well and we looked like a hot mess trying to move the ball inside 50. When by some fluke we hit a target inside 50 we either couldn’t convert because our forwards are atrocious at goal kicking or because they were taking shots from 87meters out on a 90 degree angle. It’s obvious we have hit a form slump at the worst possible time of the year. We are getting nothing from Gawn or Jackson around the ground. Rivers and JJ well down as well. Langdon hasn’t been the same since his concussion. Harmes is a complete liability with ball in hand. We rely on too few to do too much. Oliver May Lever and Trac immense every week. But four players don’t win you games against a side that is stacked full of stars. We were out coached, out umpired and out kicked. They were a man down in the last quarter and still ran all over us. Bad signs. I hope we can find some form and fast so we can stay in the top 4. But I think tonight showed we are absolutely beatable unless everything goes right.

Game on the line and our midfield gets touched up. Nothing more obvious.

The Bont ripping top spot from us. Way better than Trac tonight.

And that’s the difference. They use it well inside 50. We don’t.

As per usual programming.

[censored] yes. Let’s go!!!!!

Great work Viney

Running out of time

Yep Free to Libba in front of goal. Like clockwork.

Fumbles fumbles fumbles

You couldn’t script this umpire murder mystery any better if you tried.

They paid a free for a throw. Now they’ll pay them 11 free kicks straight.

I ask close to turning this off. My mental health is hanging on by a thread with lockdown. I really can’t handle anymore of Melbourne being woeful.

Learn. To. Kick. Goals.

I swear to god if nobody mans up on Caleb I will murder literally everyone.

Umpires are a disgrace but we are not plying well.

And that is the game. We are woeful. Disgraceful ball use.

Shocking to let them kick that goal. Need to kill contests. We just ruined our momentum.

Harmes with the [censored] kick

We look awful. Viney Langdon Harmes Salem Spargo ANB giving us absolutely nothing. Once again relying on too few to do too much.

Well this is exactly what I thought would happen. They want it more. They are going so hard and I just see us smiling and laughing. The only things laughable right now is our performance.

We are panicking. Ball use is in the trash. They are all over us now.

Well another wonderful night in lockdown.

Yep. That’s about right. Free kick to the Dogs that wasn’t paid to us 3 seconds earlier.

Brown never missed a goal in his career. Comes to Melbourne and never kicks a goal again. Typical.