Very Jaded

Was your reliable source last seen on the toilet?

Trac's ego is surely taking a hit here 8 + CJ, no Humphrey

It crashed, or I crashed, it's hard to know

Bitter melon soup

Clearly he's either not all in on a move, or he thinks it doesn't really matter what he does, GC won't budge I understand if he doesn't want to air dirty laundry in public, but GC won't budge from their position unless they think there's damage control to be done Their position was clear, they aren't trading him. For that position to change, there has to be a compelling reason to make such a public about face

I will never learn to spell his name

I think most posters love and appreciate the intel, and most also understand that just because stuff is spoken about during trade week, does not mean it will happen There is no doubt we are chasing and pushing hard for Humphrey Unfortunately unless Humphrey is willing to go public with his demands, nothing will move

It's almost like... basic negotiations

It's a mental health assessment to see if he has the resilience to handle 10 years of being spoken about on Demonland

We may have no Humphrey, Trac, Clarry or Judd, but we will always have this thread

Until I hear something on Trade Radio that isn't brought to you by Petracca sponsored media manager Tom Morris, I will believe nothing

I've been trying to complete a product sampling sheet for SIX HOURS Someone get Bailey off the toilet and get him to post a trade request via his new manager Paul Connors already

@Demon4Life are you Tom Morris just here to troll us because I called you a d%ckhe@d and told you to suck a fart?

Boy if you're lying to me....

This is the sort of juicy trades we are all here for

Can we get an Instagram update?

Wait until Trac is traded for picks 15 and 44 to Gold Coast or Humphrey drops a trade request I'll drop a GIF post so wild, so unhinged, so large, it'll probably crash the Demonland server and Andy will ban me

I thought it was my wit and excellent analysis of the game But I'll take what I can get

This is a big emotional day for us, huff away May I also suggest some glue?