Jaded No More

Where the hell did I say that? I asked a question relating to the timing of the visit and how it got past the media. Comparing Trac to Lycett is laughable btw. At no point did I say it shouldn’t be posted. Only that if you post rumours you should be prepared to have them questioned. You can post what you want but if there’s no proof then prepare to be questioned for it.

Incoming meltdowns that we gave him too many years in 3...2...1.... Well done Jack. Never in doubt. Red and blue forever.

I hope it's also a celebration of Maynard getting a well deserved smack down.

I'm quite partial to Paris in the spring. Kosi and I are therefore both leaving.

I hope Punt Road End's server is big enough to handle a daily ALL CAPS meltdown about his non selection

Is your coriander Kade Chandler approved?

I don't think Gus will be involved in anything, will he @WalkingCivilWar? I hope if he does, that the club makes a massive deal about it, because I reckon you'll get 10,000 more fans there if they know we are getting to farewell Gus properly. I will of course be there regardless, as will my husband, who is gutted to be losing his favourite player Nibbler

Yeah back when nobody wanted Dusty. Gold Coast turned him down!

If we traded Kosi for Houston, I reckon you would be able to take an early retirement from the money you'd make off the Demonland meltdowns.

And I’m questioning the validity of that conversation. If you don’t like it, don’t post it.

So you’re telling me that the media, who is all over Trac every time he farts, didn’t catch wind (pardon the pun) of him touring the facilities of another club? Really? And did he tour the facilities before or after he flew back from Noosa?

This is what happened yesterdy

Andy IS Tom Morris

Oliver has NEVER said he was leaving, nor has the club since last year. Viney is about to sign an extension. Trac has his own issues, and the club has told you multiple times he is going nowhere. Just because fans are melting down over the fake news about our demise, doesn't mean Kosi is.

He looked terrible two weeks ago against Port kicking 4 goals and having 21 touches. I would trade for Beau McCreery

Congratulations to the AFL for joining the 21st century, 20 years too late.

Now I've heard it all. Trac was going to go to North?

That's a great book, and the TV series is also really good. Highly recommend.

Has Kosi? It's easy to pick on clubs that have a good list and fail, like ours, that much is clear. What isn't clear is where is the media pile on on the Pies, from premiers to bottom 8, or Geelong last year, or this year for that matter for what happened to Stangle. Please imagine the headlines if it was Clarry instead. Why is it ok to cut the Pies slack because of their injuries, but ours are completely ignored? Can you imagine the outrage if Goodwin came out and said we got robbed by the umpires because the game wasn't played at the MCG? Like honestly, just imagine how he would get cut to shreds by the entire AFL journalist community. I understand why we are getting picked on, and that's fine, we have been a total disappointment this season. But we are not alone, so why are we copping more than most?

Oh good, another 30,000 pages coming up for @Demonland

It was for sure the wrong call, but wrong medical calls are made all the time, including in a hospital setting, which is precisely what happened to Trac. To presume a doctor on the field could make a diagnosis when a doctor in a hospital took 6 hours to do so, is a bit fanciful. I have no doubt that Trac was assessed and said he was ok to try and return to play. I didn’t see Goody drag his limp body to FF, did you?

I was saying that the implication that players didn’t know Trac was in Noosa until today is laughable. My dad who checks Instagram once a month when he accidentally clicks on the icon on his phone, knew that Trac was in Noosa. These journalists never should have dropped out of clown school.

So not a single Melbourne player has turned on their phones and checked social media in 8 weeks?

In the least surprising news of all time