Jaded No More

The holding on Trac is criminal

Kosi magic

STOP LETTING MAY KICK OUT

Useless [censored] Rohan having his annual day out. What else is new.

Steven May has to stop kicking out

KICK A GOAL

That’s Geelong for you. Insufferable pieces of [censored].

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No. Just cold and confused why he’s in Geelong.

Kosi ball watching. What is going on?

Honestly what is this rubbish?

This is pathetic. Ball use is a disgrace.

Faaaaark Viney

Maybe with Cameron off we can put Petty forward and get a mark inside 50?

Any risk we hit a target?

Cameron done. Looks nasty.

This forward setup is trash

What else is new

Of course they won’t miss

The actual worse and he hates Melbourne. I am convinced of it.

What’s the bet we get smashed by the umpires tonight?

Tell me about it. I’ve been at work since 8 and I am so done.

Hawkins is actually a really really nice down to earth guy off the field. He's spent a lot of his own time with a friend's kid in the last two years who was battling aggressive cancer, and is a mad Geelong supporter. But for some reason, when he plays football, he is just the worst. Maybe it's the stuff he gets away with, the blatant holding and pushing, the 'accidental' elbows, and the greasy limbs that do my head in.

Perhaps, I guess it depends what he has set up post footy. He might just be happy to hold us to his contract for a year and then call it day, knowing he's won a flag and his body is absolutely had enough. I am not sure Port or Adelaide would take the risk on a 3 year deal for him with his history of serious foot injuries. If they do, they're frankly mad.

It takes a special type of moron to schedule a game in Geelong on the night of the winter solstice when the MCG is vacant until Sunday. Just play it in Siberia and call it a day.