Jaded No More

Aged like milk 😂

I need to see hamstrings go POP

Geelong getting reamed

I don’t understand how that’s a mark to Marshall

Certainly helps that Geelong are not getting near it in the middle.

Really need Viney to take Danger to the cleaners again next week. I hate that bug-eyed smug pr!ck

Their horrible defense is why Port won’t win a flag.

Tom Hawkins looks like a baby someone inflated with air and rolled in a tub of oil.

Nil all draw with 987 injuries thanks

Or won by 6 goals if we kicked straight 🤷‍♀️

In the same week? Seems odd

ANB IS NOT GETTING DROPPED

I am only willing to contribute to the pet membership numbers

I said that last year... it didn't go so well

One less competitor to worry about

I remember hearing about his love of dogs. Can you find out when Clarry is getting a Cavoodle so I can organize a play date with Bear? 😂

True. But on the other hand I don’t him getting sacked the week before we play them again. Better now

I reckon your angst should be directed at far more senior players than him who have been struggling to kick regulation goal. *cough* Gawn and Trac *cough*

David King told me his cat had diarrhea

MoOre Waz SIck 🤪

Imagine the damages I could sue the MFC for!

You’ll love him when he’s a premiership player 😂

And if they can’t beat Port, I hope Port beat them physically and they’re dragging their old carcasses back to Geelong.

If the Adelaide cheer squad have giant Walker ears I would support this win 😂