Jaded No More

My kingdom for a player who identifies as a goal kicking forward.

Failed to execute on the scoreboard = loss = bad

If you can get us a half time update that would be great. I gave up on this game and am in full blown Fritta is dead meltdown mode.

Yep and behind the ball we are excellent. But it’s like our brain goes into full blown meltdown when we go forward. I have never seen so many elite players do so many dumb things when a goal is in sight. It has now become endemic and we can’t seem to fix it. Of course losing our best forward doesn’t help. We are absolutely done if Fritta is out long term.

Honestly we are just painful to watch

FMD I can’t keep watching this. It’s actually just a joke.

It’s a premiership side in defense and an under 12s side in attack

Bowey not playing last week is a disgrace

Petracca should be banned from going for goal at this point. It’s actually comical.

Well ankle is better than foot. No doubt about that.

I’ve really had enough of this wasteful rubbish

When you say it doesn’t sound good, what do they think it is? Syndesmosis? FML we can barely afford to lose a forward let alone our best forward 😭

Another game where we are simply not making the most of our plentiful opportunities. So infuriating. Petracca with simple goal kicking just letting us down time and time again. For such a talented player, it’s inexplicable.

FFS Petracca. He is so bad in front of goal

We need an update on Fritta!!!!

FMD Fritta done for the day. Hope it’s not too serious.

It’s unbelievable how often we dominate passages of play for no return. Our ball use inside 50 is absolutely putrid.

Agreed. Perfect high impact in short bursts type player especially in this weather. Also gets him one game closer to F/S eligibility

That is a phenomenal coaching record. 150 games for 58% win loss ratio and a flag. Absolutely brilliant! Here is to another 150 games and at least one more flag 😉

Next time we play Port, if we do, I hope Harmes sits on Butters.

I take joy in 3 things and 3 things only 1- Melbourne winning 2- Geelong losing 3- Death riding Freo

Hey Einstein, we could absolutely finish top 2 with our percentage gap. Port winning today makes it much less likely. If a side like Essendon get out spot in the top 4, we can’t win the flag anyway, so what does it matter?

Top 2 is a better goal. Let’s not be cocky and think that playing Port in Adelaide or Pies in week one is going to be a better result than a home final in week one ffs!

Honestly anyone who wanted Essendon to lose doesn’t understand how this season could play out. Very poor result for us.

Damn. Was hoping Port lose. Lucky.