Jaded No More

Not after he kicks 10 in the next 2 weeks

I’m [censored] scared of May on Curnow. I am going to vomit thinking about it.

Well what do you know, the Pies seem [censored] out of luck. What. A. Shame.

I would cry if I lost a grand 😂

What a pathetic decision Umps want this for Pies

Did Brayshaw just say Collingwood has “millions of fans”? Someone should teach him math.

NOT THE BEST TEAM EVER WHO WILL WIN THE FLAG?

Would watch that on a loop. Joyful.

This one sided hyped up commentary of Collingwood is making this telecast unwatchable

Mc****

Would kill for him in a Melbourne jumper

Couldn’t happen to a nicer team

Tell me again how COLLINGWOOD IZ DA BEST TEAM EVA

An AA ruckman for a not proven forward with an ACL injury is a fair swap? Ok Peter Bell, tell me more.

Yep. Saints are stuffed 😂 (we play them in a fortnight)

+20 in the contest. Well done Carlton.

Pies are very susceptible to being beaten in the contest. It’s been their issue for a long time, which is exactly why their “dominance” will mean nothing in finals if they don’t improve that aspect of their game. Their backline is also not great under pressure.

Mason Cox doing Mason Cox things.

Even the umpires are circle jerking over Collingwood Can’t wait for it to all fall apart

So one sided. Pathetic.

They are not very good at the contest the Pies. It’s why I think they won’t dominate finals like most people think they will.

Because the media tells us they are 🙄

I literally laughed out loud and had to explain to my husband what the hell this meant. He said “you’re deranged” 😂

You know your club is in a good spot that your biggest gripe is whether a premiership CHB can become a premiership CHF

You’re going to have a heart attack. Calm down, it’s going to be ok. I promise.