Jaded No More

That’s because you genuinely don’t know what role he’s being asked to play every week. Half this site thinks ANB is a liability but he came 6th. Go figure. The one set of awards you can’t complain about is the B&F. Our coaches give very specific votes for very nuanced things that we have no idea about.

I think May came fifth because of his two amazing finals performances. Goody made a note to say he played the best finals game he’s ever seen. Obviously in relation to his game against Carlton which was flawless. High praise from a coach who has seen Trac in a grand final.

Don’t worry Tom Morris is already preparing the headline “Cocky Demons Think Pies Are No Good. May last seen at Entrecôte punching Maynard”.

Yes they do

He did, he won the coaches award.

Not really. He missed 10 games. Except Gawn, the rest of the top 10 barley missed a game. Because every player gets a vote for every game, missing many games makes it impossible to do well.

No, but the word CULTURE was uttered 9865 times May also said the Pies suck

Oh Christian my emotional king

Drink every time someone mentions the word “culture”

I reckon Viney will win …. and I’m immediately wrong 😂

Hahaha May is the best We are a better team than Collingwood. Damn straight we are!

I’m exhausted. I can’t imagine how he’s feeling. Made a not so subtle statement about standards and a very pointed remark that was surely for Clarry.

Dr Laura is departing the club. Big loss.

I honestly don’t know

Nah, I spend all my Friday nights going around critiquing really bad school plays. Heckling the kids is the best part.

Literally every game is like “this player was great up forward”… and then they got injured 😭

Hibbo making me cry wasn’t on tonight’s bingo card

Gonna miss Hibbo. A true character who gave his absolute all every time he played. A really fantastic pick up!

His suspension was very disappointing. Ironic too given what Maynard did and got off *don’t mention the war* He plays on the edge and he will learn from it. I rather that than someone lacking hardness.

Milkshake talking about Hibbo and tearing up…

This is without a doubt the funniest post of the season. Well played sir.

A remarkable human being and one of the best people you could ever hope to have at your club. He brings so much to our club and we should be incredibly proud that he plays for us. Even if he doesn’t play another game, his contribution next year will be immeasurable. If every young player at our club models themselves on Ben, they’ll be better for it.

I think we underestimate how hard being a key forward is at that age and doing it basically alone for so many games because everyone else is falling over injured. And then being thrown in the ruck as well. McVee had a phenomenal year, but he was also incredibly well supported by stars like May and Lever. Roo was often a lone hand and did remarkably well under very difficult circumstances. Both are very worthy winners.

Where are all the Hunter haters? Currently third even tho he apparently can’t kick and is a bad player 🙄

Is JJ there? Back home to watch the good speeches and forget this soul and ear destroying spectacle I just wasted what felt like half my life on. It was to musical productions what Mark Neeld was to coaching. Not great.