Jaded No More

Such a brilliant result. Well done to everyone who paid up! Now let’s win another flag and get to 80,000!

*cries in works 9-5*

Yeah but Viney has two small children, which is way harder than 5 dogs!

They’ll all get treated like my dog, who you know gets treated like a child, and they’ll forget all about fighting each other. They’ll also probably gain 10kg. I’ll sort them out! 😂

I’m happy to babysit his 5 dogs. He just needs to LIE DOWN!!! 😂

I would think Melksham, Hibbo and possibly Ben Brown will retire. That’s 3 already. Dunstan won’t get a new deal. JJ will leave. Harmes will also likely go. And Grundy is almost certain to be traded. We have one rookie upgrade in McVee. How do we only need 3 picks then?

I would say Melksham might get a coaching or development role if he’s keen. He is out of contract but I doubt we’d just dump him. I am also quite sure that Ben Brown will retire with a year left to run on his contract and we might convert that contract to a full time AFLW coaching role, as he’s already involved in coaching our women’s team.

The type the bank owns.

My professional suggestion is that all our key players spent the next 8 days lying down. Nothing could go wrong if they just stop moving so much trying to exist!

Please don't listen to the HS. I will put my house on those not being the changes.

A flag and pick 4 and 5 would be taking the absolute [censored] and I for one would applaud it. It’ll be a Geelong like highway robbery.

My for the next 9 days

Anyone who pays for a Premium membership will tell you the value is great. I have never missed out on a good finals ticket (except of course during Covid!), and I know that if we make a grand final I’ll be there as we are guaranteed a ticket. That to me is priceless, along with my wing reserved seat for home games, which I love and have held for 20 years.

No chance he would come to us given the Grundy situation. We need to go after a young developing ruck or a forward who can pinch hit in the ruck. No established ruck will come to us while Gawn is still doing Gawn things.

He gained like 15,000 Instagram followers after his shirt came off and my Tik Tok algorithm was off the charts for like 3 days with videos of women who haven’t watched AFL ever, questioning if they should start 😂 If Trent Rivers lost his top, the entire female population of Australia aged 16 to 23 will lose their tiny minds.

The Brisbane win was very special. Pies game was great but I was annoyed that our poor kicking left the door ajar for them to nearly pinch it in the last.

No, I thrive under heart attack conditions 😂

I read he’s in a moonboot then immediately boarded a flight. Landed to 109 texts from my dad and videos from channel 7 showing he’s in a race against time. I am still on the plane hyperventilating. Thanks for the reassurance @WalkingCivilWar Now please someone get the witch to lift the forwardline spell!

Jesus take the wheel

Injury update is normally out Tuesday evening. Let’s see.

I’ll eat my hat if we get under 90k to this game.

Nah. MFCSS and panic is right of passage.

It’s possible they scan it at regular intervals to ensure there is no infection/ swelling given he’s had screws and plates put in He came back on and looked very good and seemed very happy post game. So unless it’s gone south badly since, it seems unlikely it was anything serious.

Or there is nothing to report? 🤷‍♀️ @WalkingCivilWar said it was a routine pre scheduled scan that would have taken place either way. I assume 100 players a week get routine scans that are never reported on. Edit: have you heard anything to contrary?

Game is officially sold out according to the club