Moonshadow

I've got 3 or 4 possible wins to come. But boy it would be good to knock off Hawthorn and/or Sydney. That would illustrate significant progress this year.

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If Melbourne beats the Filth today he'll run amuck in Beijing this evening. You'll hear of his wereabouts from the shameful press coverage and you might be called to bail him out, perhaps hear his confession Reverend.

Hide all your credit cards Rev. And clense yourself this week in anticipation. Alcohol and Uncle Bitter are an explosive combination.

Collingwood or Hawthorn, definitely.

TLND

I've heard rumours through government intelligence agencies (yes, I know that's a foxymoron) that a senior Demonland dignitary has been arrested in China on suspicion of importation of hard drugs inside empty Shiraz bottles. Apparently the dozen bottles were full of Shiraz at Tulla airport but the wine must've vanished mid flight, replaced with condoms containing white powder upon inspection in Shanghai. Crack Chinese security police are trying to ascertain what happened to the Shiraz and where the condoms were 'harboured' before being stuffed into the bottles. Any guesses who? More later......

You missed SFA Mr Bent. Was only useful as a cure for insomnia.

Surely we are not going to do a Jack Watts to the Weed!

Sicily should be given the boot

Hard to give Garlo the chop at year's end when he was re-signed not so long ago. And who'd want him in a trade?

Yeah nah. Jake Melksham 2017.

Let it never be said that you're not a risk taker Biff.

Carey's famous five: the next generation of AFL stars Has Jack Viney in there.

Think he was referring to Lumumba, Dunn, Garland, Grimes, etc

That sounds terrible. And to a young brain. We know so little about what this does long term. Hope he's better IT.

Blame Biffen. I do.

Well then I will... https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/43qdeq/caught_on_camera_police_appeal_for_help_to_find/ which Landers live in Richmond? Stu? Saty?

Very nervous interviewer. Jeez they are soooooo young. Liked how he talked about the unity within the backline and that there is considerable backline experience at the club even though he, Wags and Hunt are all inexperienced. I think he'll continue to improve and be a long termer.

Too much exposure of fellow posters there Biff. You know the spiel.... what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

Only just turned 23! We are indeed a young team, we put so much expectation on young players. I feel like his position in the team makes him about 27. Oh, to be like a side that has an average age of 25 with 100 games!

Bloody Nora that is one revolting gif Mandy. You should post a warning beforehand. After all, Melbourne are the new and improved family club.

You'll get free semen ... er, seamen at your cabin door Red.

More like "Slurp, Gulp, Snooze" picket.

"One week at a time" or "level playing field" the football equivalent Dr G?