Moonshadow

Was down there 2 yrs ago for a holiday. I remember getting cherries on Bruny Island that were so big and juicy it was hard to believe they were cherries. Great cheeses on Bruny Is as well.

Damn, I was just getting into the swing of 'land without Bitty. Now I have to prepare for his shiraz soaked hand grenades lobbing my way again without warning. Eating the Xmas ham? He looks like a glazed and decorated ham himself. I guess you are what you eat.

Especially because he is not here to defend himself Biff.

Isn't that where you are taught to try and act 30 years younger than you really are? Nah, Stu and BBO already have that down pat.

Is that a subsidiary of the Betty Ford Clinic?

Good lord, you are certainly correct dc. My bad. Apologies Biff. Not an easy pair to get mixed up.

FYI BBO and Biff due back either tomorrow or Wed. You can virtually kiss and hug them then Toady, or whatever it is you do behind your computer screen when you think of BBO.

I resemble that, Toady.

Too funny

Wouldn't it be funny if Stuie's missus was spotted speaking to reporters outside BBOs mansion. Tongues would wag on 'land.

It'll be mascara and Prince Alberts at 10 paces. Keep BBOs hands tied, I say. He likes it that way.

Be careful what you wish for Biff. BBO will indeed be very bitter when he comes back. Stu will benefit from the break, given he has a bub.

Sorry to disappoint Bitty. I know how much you like a flamboyant party, but you'll just have to make do on your own, which I'm guessing you're an expert at.

And your post count would drop to 0.

No. If I met your sister Bitty I'd keep my mouth shut and run like hell. Biff may not run, but others would.

You're all class, you old charmer chookrat.

By your OP I thought you had been there for some time chookrat.

Not Biff's. I think that's Bitty's granddaughter.

And squash toadies.

Stop it. You're freaking me out Toady. That's sad.

Translation: "I don't want to acknowledge that I don't know what you are talking about so I'll hide it by delivering a bit of abuse"

"Going possum". Ask around Bitty. Get informed. Drag yourself into the current century.

And Bitty's waiting in a dark room by himself eagerly awaiting rapid reply posting by others because he's the only one with nothing better to do. Unless, of course, you count watching possum style through the neighbours bedroom window as a noble past time, which many would.

Romsey... where men are men and alpacas are nervous.... ...of Bitty.

Now you're putting words into my mouth Biff. Do you like watching?