Moonshadow

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" - Groucho Marx.

I hear mjt is interested chippy. Will you have him?

Pure gold.

We won't be winless, but I get your point red.

That cleavage and Bitty's fauxhawk are a match made in Klingon heaven.

Hands off! Feel someone else.

I'm glad you changed your signature Bitty. It was beginning to creep me out.

... and most have neither a roof over their head or the top of their mouths.

I seem to remember a while back Hannibal/Ben Her/The Moth saying he wouldn't buy a membership until the club showed signs of improvement. Maybe he's gone the whole hog and stopped showing any interest? Or has he copped a suspension H_T?

Depends on which side of the ledger one sits. Which side of the 50% are you on WJ?

No chance Biff. Their functions start at about 10pm. Bitty's well and truly in bed by then. And not with a young Dee, I might add.

....Hmmmmmmmm. Anaesthetic still affecting you Bitty? Have another Shiraz mate.

I heard that the end result of the 'procedure' they did to you was something similar to the affliction Hugh Jackman has in this clip. Good luck trying to explain that down at the Gat!http://youtu.be/duPq4YjSzQc

Did they make you remove the Prince Albert Bitty? Good to hear it all went well, but please, no pictures.

True. But age brings wisdom. Stuie must be about 11.What's the saying...... youth is wasted on the young.

Always happens when you get a bunch of old f@rts in the same (virtual) place. They talk about bowel movements. Appropriate, given the amount of sht that's written on this thread.

You mean he wears a hat whilst doing that to alpacas? Tasteless.

That's an interesting twist....

Too much for Bitty to cope with dc. One step per post please.

Things must be desperate up Romsey way when you start asking IT advice to a guy on a footy forum. Do you want Dr Mubutu to give you advice on your heart procedure?

I think so. Saw in the paper it was aiming to be open by Fri night. Used to be a great spot to down a few before a game. Been gentrified, by the sounds of it.

The bar at Etihad got a big boost from me on Sat night.

Indeed. Very telling, dc. Things have certainly gone down hill out Romsey way since BBO arrived. Surprisingly (not), house prices in Clifton Hill has risen dramatically since he moved out.

No. That paper only has large pictures and 3 word sentences.

.....but not quite as much as you, old fella. If you have a problem with magpies, put Nathan Buckley in charge of the situation. He's sure to completely f**k them up. He's got prior experience.