Moonshadow

I seem to recall you saying similar about the Kangas last week Biffen. I believe the word 'shaft' was used as a verb.

GAJ's psychologist informed his club that he was having psychotic paranoia outbursts at the prospect of facing Jack Viney again. Too many shadows to jump at. So he can't make it this week.

What's happened to Billy Stretch? Dropped out of favour? Has he been caught sleeping with Goodwin's missus?

If only marriages worked like that

These suggestions are as scientific and medically sound as much of the advice and assumptions in this thread deebug

Such logic is clearly lost on your respondee Wise.

Tell her to pack her BDSM gear as well Earl. And a good bottle of vodka. It'll be worth the sacrifice

Bwahahahaha! You don't like them but seem to think they are worth something at the trade table. Yeah sure, why not! Classic.

Jane Niall is better than most. He has pretty good contacts and is usually not far off the mark. Having said that, he's a reporter and all that... Wouldn't mind us chasing Zak if the price wasn't prohibitive.

Another reactive shifting of goal posts by Gill. Next they'll tighten up on hair lengths

Coniglio. Italian for rabbit

There's an extra $2mill in SC next year according the article in The Age about Norf's offer to Dusty. How in hell can they hope to land Kelly and Dusty? $2mill could us help land May and a mid such as D Smith, the Rabbit or Whitless from GWS

Or he might've gone the same way as stuie, curry & beer or dee-luded. Killed off in the dead of night. Our very own murder mystery, if you will. Who's next? The butler hiding in the pantry (dc)? The Lady of the House decending the staircase (Maple)? Or the Drunken Uncle fumbling around the cellar for another bottle of shiraz?

Agree. Our first rounder should do it, maybe trade of late picks in there too. May isnt worth more than a 1st round pick. Don't trade our top 6-7 mids: Clary, Jones, Tyson, Salem, Trac, Viney and (hopefully) Brayshaw.

Unsociable football. Who'd of thunk it?

It's all part of the AFL plan to equalise the ladder.... Can think of no other explaination for numerous appalling decisions

Would've thought most of Garry's ideas come from here

Think we have to play Weed next week as his replacement is either injured, too short or average at VFL level. Once Hogan and Gawn/Spence come back he may return to VFL for a while. He'll get further opportunities to play alongside Hogan this year, just not every week. Good god I hope they keep Pedo in.

Hogan had a ripping preseason so his conditioning will be good. Won't take him long to catch up physically. Has a lot on his mind and he'll be aware of his needs and the support he's getting from family and the club. I'm guessing he'd want to get back into the routine of playing footy with his mates.

Ins: Steven May, Nate Fyfe, Gawn, Hogan, 1st round pick Outs/Casey: Weed, Omac, bugg/Harmes/Milkshake/ANB/JKH/blah blah Oh, next week only....

At this rate Hibberd will go close to Bluey.

Simple. No we are not.

Went through the fixture. Think we are likely to win 9-10 for the season. Underwhelming.

Jeez I miss Jesse Hogan. My kingdom for a quality kpf

Uncle Bitter is beside me at the G and I've never seen someone go off at the umpires so spectacularly in my 4 decades of attendance. It's like a circus of abuse. I've learned many new words, mostly anatomical, some involving foreign objects with a verb or 2 thrown in as well.