Buzzy

This is a pathetic display by Melbourne, zero pride in the jumper today. Losing every 1 on 1 around the ground, horrible turnover after horrible turnover. Goodie was kidding himself saying we're 'not far off'. They are toying with us, it's sad.

Petition to replace Sparrow with Kynan Brown next week.

Our field kicking and delivery inside 50 has been woeful as always. Staggers me how one team can have so many poor ball users, it really is a blight on our recruitment.

GET RID OF HIM NOW

JVR really makes a mess of almost every touch he gets. Just a clumsy dude 😐

Another dismal display of skills. Every attempted chain was painful to watch. The discipline was also junior level. Tholstrup needs a permanent rest, bring in K Brown so we can have a look at something with potential. We lost to an understrength Carlton. Seriously.

He looks completely out of his depth. Has no weapons, pace or size. Fumbly and poor decision making. Runs to the wrong spots. I'd play Bailey Laurie over him and that's saying something.

Just a reminder we are 5-11, haven't won a final since 2021 and most likely this will continue for the next 5-10 years. We have the lowest skilled midfield, drafted on contested ball - yet still get smashed in clearances. Enjoy!

Really silenced the home crowd with that finishing Melbourne, great job.

Jefferson. Atrocious shot for goal. Woeful attempt to mark. Zero chase. Is he trying to get delisted? Because this is how you get delisted.

The club is so weak they will refuse to cut Goodwin and watch us continue the slide in 2026. Pathetic response today with the season on the line.

Every F'N week, the same pathetic kicks inside 50! The same players making the same mistakes. EVERY TIME. Panicked, horrible kicking. Just kick it to ground! JVR is completely invisible at the moment except for giving away stupid frees, may as well sub him now. So sick of these guys never getting any better at forward play.

Dropped mark. Dropped mark. FFS

I don't know why people were saying this. He's never been a good kick, except running shots at goal.

Watching the worst kicking team in the comp try to play keepings off by going backwards to switch is seriously circus music stuff. Embarrassing game plan, they are officially out of ideas.