Bitter but optimistic

I'm guessing you're some sort of a pervert deever!

Don't be silly Ethan. Our moral compass calls him Pedo so it must be OK. Anyway, how often do you get the chance to legitimately call a guy "Pedo"?

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane person hereabouts! FMD. There are some weirdos in this world.

[censored] him!!

I'll leave them for Moonie!

You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

Is your "in box " operational dc?

I hope you weren't wearing pads Biffen!

Seems like it is still a fun place then.

"The Laird ... " used to be an interesting place Earl. Is it still in operation?

Do you reckon he can top the "tunnel ball"?

Well what rubbish that was yesterday. Thankfully I turned it off at 1/4 time and spent the rest of the arvo driving in circles on the ride on. Might go and see Casey in the finals though - is the fixture available yet?

You are a sad little man Stu!

Add bitter, twisted , perverted and that's me. I'm currently quaffing Barrel Monkeys shiraz. Vin ordinaire.

WTF are you doing drinking Pepperjack ENYAW? It doesn't come in a cask.

That was close to our best team today and we got flogged!! FMD!!

Lost it at selection. Clarrie Chew Chew would have made all the difference!

GUTLESS!!!!

Don't even have to think about that one! Stuie.

Picket is a lunatic but you've gotta love his application to a task.

I wonder how many dlanders ( particularly younger versions) will know what a "Liverpool kiss" is dc ? I don't think it's been part of the common vernacular in oz. A comment from Dr hooping dicks would be in order here as he tends to possess odd and arcane knowledge.

You've nailed it Jack! Not much interest from me today. If the weather is fine I'll take the "lads" fox hunting, otherwise I'll watch thr game on tv.

Fair reward for effort and loyalty.

I'll pass.

Yes I'm sure you are Ethan, however, there seems to be little indication of improvement. BTW. If the coathanger proves inadequate, pm me and I'll have a star picket couriered down to you.