Bitter but optimistic

Are you saying your missus looks like a horse bjd?

Reminds me of one of Biffen's slags - cant remember her name.

Ha ha ha you're a bull shiter Clit!!

Well, maybe not a like but I'll stop thinking you're (note usage) a total di ck for 5 seconds.That will build up your (note usage) self esteem. I'm very positive tonight. What is wrong with me?

FFS Fl og at least learn the difference in usage between your and you're - I may even give you a like!

Yes, I can understand you needing a break from time to time dc. Even Biffen's pharmacopoeia has its limitations. As to Jizza, those dairy farmers have a pretty easy existence.

Where's the dinner dance tonight Lothario?

Isn't that an insect spray?

Hey Clit! Sack your golf partner for draft pick tips!

Just caught up with this thread. You are a seriously sick fu ck Song. Keep up the good work!!

I've told you before - slow learner- my rules of grammar are what count.

Well ok - I'll put the six shooter away....... for now!!

Who you callin' big Clit?

THE ABRUZZESE FAMILY” Dinner Dance 2014 SATURDAY 29 NOVEMBER 2014 – 6.30pm – 12.00am: By popular demand, the event is back!!! Again, we celebrate the “Abruzzese Family” in a typical Regional ... At the Whitehorse club dc. One of your pick up haunts I believe. Hope Shazza gets those special pills to you on time.

I don't want to give away secrets dc but one of Biffen's (shall we say more ambidextrous girls) is named Shazza. She is something of a PA but has other duties. In fact she is probably the one who organises and sends off those special packages you receive,

Of course I must add that Biffen should celebrate his birthday with enthusiasm as future birthdays are something that Biffen cannot be certain of. As mentioned previously on this thread I had the dubious pleasure of lunching with Biffen recently. Let's just say that his notion of a balanced diet differs markedly from most ( almost all) others.

Celebrating at the Gat Biffen? No doubt surrounded by the denizens of a social class that most would think didn't exist.

R and B you are a complete di ck. Once again your comment is incomprehensible. It cannot be an attempt at the profound and it it is certainly not funny. It is banal (at best). I will henceforth put you on ignore as your stupidity maybe catching. This is an honour for you, as I do not even have fl og on ignore. I rate him as having some sort of mental illness or cognitive deficiency and thereby show my compassion.

Anyway I'm retiring for the evening for a game of chess with the lads. Seems as though only a little pressure found Red and Blue Fool wanting and... as for toilet boy... hopefully he's doing his tadpole thing at the bottom of an S bend. Lightweights are always at long odds! My apologies Earl Hood for subjecting you to these yokels.

She had two things going for her.

Abigail got it though!

No, that was Aldo - used to run a deli at no 96.

I think dc your reply would be more accurate if it read - i see google is your friend also bbo and it only took you 5 (base 10) mins - well done.....it's a start

My Lord! The "spit or swallow" debate is , of course, best left to your maids or Biff's girls at "the Gat". However, Demoneyes seems more the quaffer than sipper to me. I think you are according him far more respectability than is due. Nonetheless your opinion is is always highly valued - especially above the riff raff that I'm currently indulging.

FFS pick one of your dunnies, do the world a favour, and fuc king drown yourself in your own sh ite.