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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint? What's the drink of choice tonight?
  2. Ha Ha ! Good one Clit!! Enjoy your red - and anything else that comes to hand.
  3. Come on dc! ..... foreplay!!! Now you are bull shi ting!!!! The poor old blue rinsers are still suffering from your eagerness! I'll send you some of that 20 year old KY Gel as a humanitarian gesture!
  4. Is that still popular with the blue rinsers dc?
  5. If only poddy calves could tell their story. Romsey debs are very versatile and adaptable dc. However it's more pin the tail on the alpaca in these parts. The "lads" quite enjoy it however!
  6. You have lost some credibility with me Clit. What is this business of having the wife cook the bar-bar-que? That is man's work surely! However, if you gave the missus an enjoyable (for you)spanking afterwards for spoiling, the steak then that's OK!
  7. I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza!
  8. You forgot- A dirty little Fl og! And.. I'll tell you where that bump should be located!
  9. Come on Jizza - We are all mates here!
  10. Jeeezus Biff! I've had a lot to drink and am very fragile!! Nasty tastes are bubbling up!
  11. OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?
  12. Tastefully put as usual Biff. Although you could reasonably have said "lower back".
  13. Guilty on all counts and loving it! Perhaps dc and myself are the only honest perverts on this site....... No stupid comment ... I love Dland for the extravagant number of perverts and sickos on it
  14. You would make spectacular road kill fl og!
  15. It's a sport with benefits!
  16. Err well yes ... thanks for sharing that dc. Obviously some of your sessions with the blue rinsers require external input. It seems I have underestimated some activities in not so Borewood
  17. He's a bit of a sicko dc!
  18. Stick to your usual "cheap whine" Moonie and don't bother me further tonight.
  19. It's called Heirloom Shiraz from the Barossa. Cheap but a very rich "mouth filler"
  20. Both look like pillow biters to me.
  21. Jim Nasium is a mate - good bloke!
  22. Well Moonie, to my shame, (not really) I was touching up whatever I could get away with - the Tokyo train syndrome. I did have a post jim shower, but I sweat when excited so I think I may have sprayed a few in the audience.
  23. Anyway to important matters. Put in a big session at the gym today - 7 minutes on the treadmill - a PB. (PB means personal best for you non elite athletes) Then went to Bendigo to watch the Aussie netballers smack the poms. The stadium was full , so I managed to get in a couple of gropes and touch ups on the way out. Now enjoying a decent Shiraz - top day all round.
  24. You are ugly and lack charm Jizza. How could you get onto a sheila like that?
  25. Who did Hugh improvement play for Fl og?

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