Bitter but optimistic

The Penthouse at the GAT is the centre of Biffen's reality. When he is doing drugs there - geography, politics, money etc all just blend into the haze.

Well Jizz I wouldn't want to cramp your style with the young heifers.

Bah!! Not much of a story. An enlightened educator like myself would have given the little rotter a jolly good thrashing.

The Alpacas are going ok Mable - the barn is centrally heated. In fact I flaked out there after last night's culinary disaster ( and a further bottle of shiraz). Can't chat as I'm currently trying to recover my reputation for producing culinary delights. Might be my last chance with the squeeze.

I'm venting! What a disaster of a night. Wanted to impress the squeeze tonight with a special dinner. Well FMD. First the young lady I'd employed to help for the night walked out and left me high and dry. Silly really. I had a bit of a slip and had to grab something to save myself- I'm sure all reasonable people will understand - well anyway, I'll let the courts sort that out. Then I thought all was going along swimmingly with my own chefing until ... Well Romsey Manor has a gourmet kitchen - including one of those fancy double ovens .... but somehow the system failed me! The temperatures were the wrong way around!!! FMD!!! Then the neighbour arrived making accusations and everything went to shite. Perhaps Earl Hood can advise me but being of a higher social order can be difficult.

Silly mistake Moon! That's Jizza you're talking about! Gumboots, cow shite and terrified heifers!

I will always be "the gentleman from Romsey" - such things are a birthright after all all. However, you are correct, It seems that the ladies have worked me out. Classy dames such as Mable ignore me and Biff's slags demand inordinate amounts of money for displays of affection. The "lads" do remain reliable.

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Smart move Mable. There are some real dic k heads on this site and you are wise ( and a woman of discernment ) to avoid them.

"You're (wet) dreamin Moon"

aahh Biff! There is no competition you are the cleverest writer on this site. FMD That is a gem

Depends where you buy them OD. Any banana purchased at an Asian market is better (sadly) than anything you will buy in oz.

Simple overarching autobiographical statement really.

Enjoyed a luxury cruise on Lake Titicaca not that many years ago. I recall purchasing some trinkets from poor people who lived on floating haystacks. I don't think they could afford quinoa.

You're very lucid today Biffen. What happened to your usual Sunday drug overload?

Funny you should say that. One Saturday evening while rehydrating in the dressing rooms there was a gigantic Melbourne thunderstorm. After about half an hour you could have floated "Proud Mary" on Sparks Reserve. The water was halfway up the goalposts. Sparks was an integral feature of the stormwater drainage system for that area.

I played a lot of cricket at Sparks Reserve.

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Bwahahahah!!

wrenching!!! Bwahahahah!!

Since you're online Biff - a question. Do you think if we exclude Moonie from any future football lunches/meetings, we'll have an improved chance of getting some sheilas to join us?

I thought that you may have nominated Ray.

Squeeze has called - I'm outta here!

Do you aim to get written into the wills dc or is it purely sensual pleasure you crave? Just asking!

Anyway Fl og glad you're online.