Bitter but optimistic

The biggest di airhead would have to Red Symons on 774. He takes it to a new level. If I hear that clown's voice I (as the kids say) lose my [censored] totally.

Yeah Daisy would be good! I have her on my membership but I don't particularly like the photo. Her arms look like the result of a drunken Bangkok tattoo job.

Back in the 70's I would often drive home with a six pack on the front seat. Usually knock over at least 3 ( depending on traffic) and smoke a few ciggies. Arrh the good old days!

Well done iv'a !!!

I think I read somewhere that he's going back to the drive home timeslot OD.

I'd prefer Alfred Hitchcock dc! Do you remember that old show ( Alfred Hitchcock theatre?) when the great man walked into the drawn profile?

I wish the club would issue a deerstalker. Imagine the potential advertising on the flaps.

Watched him today. Sir Richard Hadlee he aint!

Indeed! I'm not sure how I'd go living in Rumpsey.

Best man boobs ever.

Romsey is the place Ernie. I care for myself and exploit the community as much as possible.

In your usual spot near the sheilas toilet Biff?

Care factor on this is zero as I can't remember the last time I watched that dreadful programme, however, Brayshaw added absolutely nothing to nine's already very ordinary cricket commentary team so I am not surprised. Interesting to note that the Herald-Sin rated this story as worthy of front page headline and a page 3 story. FMD!!!

What's your point Jara?

Little you know Moonie! What about those very smart off the shoulder dresses the blokes used to wear? Tugas I believe they were called.

As it should Ernie.

Thatch the way I like it dc .... no no no .........stop it now! Puns [censored] me up!

That's [censored] funny Wrecker. Thanks for that!!

Thatch me if you can?

Well I'm sure it at least had a good spring clean. A hoovering and a scrub.

Your aspirations are soooo mediocre Biffen!

Disappointing that I wasn't the first!! Bitter is on the high end of the alphabet also.

Melbourne are consistently finalists at this time of year. Then comes the harsh reality of round 1. Yes finally, we do seem to have put together a decent looking team but recent [censored] weak efforts against Carlton, Essendon and StKilda still caste a dark shadow. I'd love to attend a finals match with Melbourne in it but I'm not prepared to predict it at this time.

Billy Barrot drop kicking on the run. One of the most beautiful sights in football and, sadly, not to be seen again!

Well thanks Tim, I did not know that although I did know Enid was apparently something of a "player". In that context, it is notable that her cottage was named "Old Thatch".