Bitter but optimistic

Ha! Would you believe that is the second obscure linguistic term that has come to my notice in the past fortnight? A former colleague sent me a text about "collocation". Hadn't heard the word for I reckon 20 years but I did at least remember it. "Pleonasm" however, sent me to the reference book. As to "remuneration" - I will need more evidence of your credibility than a mere Hopping Dick before I part with my ill gotten gains. Edit typo

Would that be a battery operated err .. zimmer dc ? tsk tsk!!

Do you think he swears eternal love as he humps them off to the beyond?

MMmmmmm.. fair point Moon. I had forgotten Dr. John's roots. I think he needs to explain the derivation of this place name and his part in it.

Don't be such a hypocrite Biffen!! At least dc does not hide his predatory ways - we know what he is chasing. (Although some would consider hunting prey that relies on a walking frame a little questionable)

It is this level of vulgarity that makes the "Lads" insist on banning you. The credit card incident didn't help either. However, given your Asian liaisons, I would like your opinion on my post 17974. The Doctor was useless.

The "Lads" are very discerning about guests. So I doubt that any of the perverts that post here would be welcome. However, if said perverts were weighed down with wine .... or ( licentious) women .. they would be welcomed with open arms. As for Song ... well we all know what he's like.

No dim sims in Romsey dc. The lads are quite into cats.

No. The local oriental take-away is on Uncle Bitter's punishment list. They did not bow and scrape sufficiently. I now take my wealth elsewhere.

I'm having a deja vu moment here but , I need to know - is Kai si ming the dish of choice in Borewood?

Dr John. You are clearly a man of letters ...and numbers... so you maybe able to help me out with this. I have heard (yes I know hearsay) that in certain establishments in SE Asia that young female employees are in fact, identified by a number that is textered on their .... argh ... person. Apparently the idea is that if you wish to have an intellectual discussion with said young ladies, you ask the maitre d to invite, let us say number 69 24 over to your table. Is that your understanding of the process?

Your use of "overweight" was unnecessarily hurtful. I am retiring for the evening.

Indeed!! What sort of an ignoramus could do without my sage advice on all matters?

Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

OK ... we'll get an authority ... a real old bastard. Where's OD?

56!!! I'm claiming seniority. No way they were wooden .... had to be cork. Did you start drinking at an early age bb?

Well he does a trick or two .... especially at the Tennis Club and Dinner Dances.

They were cork surely? How the [censored] old are you bb?

Don't give dc (and Borewood) illusions of grandeur R and B.

Do they allow Pizza shops in Borewood dc?

Only you could make such a sacrilegious comment Biffen. I hope a Mosque is built next to the Gat.

Fair question Moon. However, I also have concerns - who could possibly choose the view between my legs ..... although there was a trombonist .. sadly deceased - but I'll not go into that.

Love the hate bb!! Well done!!

If this kid has Murray Weideman's mongrel in him and some ability , I'd pick him up.

A very hurtful and I must point out, inaccurate slander against my good name. For a start, I no longer do idolatry. I suppose you could replace that with drunkenness and I'm usually , sometimes .... skip honesty for the moment. But if I was totally honest, I'd say add gluttony and of course lust. Then there is avarice, indolence and is incontinence sinful? Best I stop now.