Bitter but optimistic

Well Skinny, they are certainly bucket list destinations for a visit but I wouldn't want to live there. Too much salt. It would play havoc with my blood pressure.

FMD!! I have just read this thread and am astounded and amazed. This must surely be a record. A demonland thread showing total agreement Perhaps we should send Mr. Jaksch an award?

Thanks for your "support" dc. However, I must set the record straight. I am longer in that esteemed profession - I am a gentleman of retirement. Actually it was a misunderstanding surrounding the corporal punishment matter that lead to it. I thought that young female teacher deserved a jolly good spanking.... err ....... anyway best leave that story. Unfortunately, despite his exertions, "Special" wont be admitted. Security have specific instructions to keep persons of poverty away from The Manor.

I don't suppose any of you bastards will care but uncle is having another bad week. Still haven't recovered from the debacle with the filth The lads are unsettled since dc's vile accusations The dogs are [censored] inside The Manor due to the inclement weather Neither the maid nor the squeeze will sleep with me AND The tinea has returned FMD it's a cruel world. And ...what's more ................ I discovered today that some D'landers actually have the temerity to have me on ignore.

Bloody hell George, without unsubstantiated rumours this site would be almost blank.

Agreed, Richmond and all associated with them are [censored]. Loss loss - out, should be the hope of all MFC supporters.

A lot of posters naming him a great of the club ................... don't think so. He was a "great" in the same way Jurrah was - unfulfilled potential.

Bin, for daring to have me on ignore, you must suffer two penances- 1. Give yourself a jolly good flo gging. 2. Go back and read all the clever and informative posts that you missed.

I have often pondered about the use of the ignore option Saty. I've seen posters say they're putting someone on ignore but respond to them a short time later. There are even misguided souls who have ignored my wise utterances. I wonder who holds the distinction of being the most ignored on Dland?

Is Lauren Pearce Daisy's sister, Luci?

Like your narratives Maze. You are wonderfully [censored] up.

Your best work Ethan!!! Nearly soiled my panties.

Biffen - "wise and fair" ?!!!!! Bwahaha Bwahahah Bwahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [censored] me that's funny.

Ok Wags, Uncle Bitter will help you out. Q: Why can't Collingwood supporters use postage stamps? A: They can't work out which side to spit on. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Collingwood fan? A: Because you can always park in the disabled spaces! Q: What is the difference between a Collingwood fan and a pot hole? A: You swerve to avoid the pot hole! Q: What is the difference between a Collingwood fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop dribbling ..... eventually.

Not so strange skinny. I've been to a few clubs like that.

Or raisins rattling around in a chaff bag.

I reckon you will be AF. The key difference is about 200mm!

Schoolboy humour dc _ that's all ive got. Well ... plus some whips .. and some decent rattans I suppose ... and of course specialist apparatus .... and well .... arrh sometimes I'm such a shallow person. Time to open another red!

Yeah, I get it Maze. Time to open another cheap red.

Well I suppose that means we'll make the finals .............................. eventually.

[censored] me! That is just [censored] crazy!!

What the [censored] is "linear improvement"?

That could be useful.

Of course dc, however, I also understand you have a penchant for well ripened, some might say overripe fruit. Arrh well .... far be it from me to cast nasturtiums!!!

Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.