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Email vids of your handball turnovers to the boys Lewis . . . With heading "finals pressure"

Same age, same experience. I hate these pricks

What in god's name was that

The casey VFL listed players are very ordinary

Asked the crowd for the scores over the mic at least 5 times. Got a headache but I'm home safe and sound. I'll ask them all again next friday . . . . And the friday after that. Hell I've got a whole summer of it

Footy seems to have a funny way of scripting itself, even somehow poetically. The two sides who have been the architects of all our pain Geelong (186 and the near 20 Kardinia hoodoo) and of course Hawthorn who have bullied a pillaged us almost sonce their inception, including embarrassing us on merger night. It's the way it had to be. We needed to go through these two sides at the G in consecutive finals in order to change the narrative. Footy gods at work here. We got this. Go Dees

I'm playing a gig at Lambys in Geelong starting in 30 minutes. I'm already half cut and they're all going to know I'm a Demon Good times

Aaaaand I'm drunk. Very. How bloody good was that!

They were amazing the lads. My boy went for the first time too and they couldn't get around him enough. Great bunch

I'm 4 beers deep post siren and bloody loving it My kid's jumper came in today with his nickname and big Maxy's number. What a time to be alive

186 Do it

Oliver is as good by foot as anyone in the league

I feel sick. It just feels so ominous. I hope not. Please just go and smash from minute 1 Demons.

Bloody lucky We're such a liability in the last 2 mins of quarters

No word of a lie Jones has turned over EVERY touch

Our training oval is as hard as a turf wicket. Was gobsmacked when I had a kick on it recently

Absolute defensive liability I've watched him and him alone twice live at the G this year. He does that all day. Awful from a leader

Watch closer. Defensive running mate. He does ZERO. Time to get the romantic glasses off. Been a soldier in dark times, becoming a passenger when we really need him

JKH. JONES. GARLETT. Lazy, non contributors

Jones is angering me now. He is the main 'handball to someone under the pump' guy and he turns over by foot. He genuinely is an issue, a Melbourne of old player. His defensive running is outrageously slow too.

JKH opted out there. Soft. Sorry, if nothing else you MUST compete if you want to play in this side. Cards marked. Not a MFC player

And just like that, Sydney and Geelong sit in the 4 The more things change the more they stay the same. Massive issues getting it done on the G against other MCG tenants. Spread

Amazing hunt wasn't already in today. We knew Collingwood had us for pace but did zero about it again. Hunt on a wing today at least would have shut down a bunch of those pie fast breaks up the wing

I say again, we all look at the Pederson's, Lewis, Vince for leadership . . . But it's JONES again in a big game as captain, giving us fuckall. He trailed Mayne to the ball 3 times in the last 2 minutes. Goal. This is unacceptable from a skipper. Sorry, we all love the bloke for sticking fat but these are different times. Step up or step down stuff now