Marty_9McGurk

When is Dean Bailey going to give me my chance? Ive been training really hard, Ive been hitting targets at training, i bet Brad Miller in a goal kicking competition, i believe that the forward line could possibly use my big presence down there, I'm a machine, and when i go onto that ground i could go off at any second, all the midfielders only hafta put it up and Marty Mcgurk will not let you down, I'm good for 4-6 goals per game, did you hear of pagans paddock? well there should be a game style Similar to that it's called Mad McGurks 50, every one out of the 50 and just kick it hard/long and yours truly will not let you down, end of rant Oh also whats this [censored] giving my number 9 to trannygove? Disrespect, anyway Go Dees,

Remember I'm still on the contracted list, one more year, but my manager Paul Connors has stated that Melbourne are willing to offer myself a multi-million dollar contract over 3years, this meaning I'm not off to the Gold Coast.

Yes this has hurt me deeply, this could tip me over the edge and a trip to the westgate....

After consulting with my new manager Paul Connors, the above statement is totally [censored], these events did not take place, this rumour above has hurt myself, my family, and my children, and most importantly my fans, i will be suing Agence France-Presse for a total of $4.5 million and will be donating this sum of money to the melbourne football club if in my bid i prove successful.. Once again Yours Truly Marty

OK Guys, The rumour is true that Aaron Davey is defecting to Essendon as it was either myself or him, the club decided that it was best for all parties if i stayed as i have undiscovered talent in my left toe, and while Aaron is a great player the MFC would like to get another early draft pick, Essendon headhunted myself offering there first round pick along with Micheal Hurley, but Dean believes that i have what it takes and did not want to give myself up, he believed that there is 1-2 brownlows and 5 all australians and 3-4 Coleman's in myself, as he has this new self belief in myself i have now decided that i am a demon for life and will not be heading to the new GOLDCOAST football club, there is a 3year deal there for me to sign at $750 k per year the decision was made for me, also just thinking of playing with the likes of Morton, Jurrah, Grimes, Spencer, Bate and most importantly my closest friend Mr Newton!!. As for the Brisbane Broncos Full Back Position i did fly up there for a trial, as i have earlier stated in this press release i cannot simply turn my back on the MFC and most importantly the young kids with the number 9 on there backs.... Most sincerly your POWER forward Marty McGurk......

Hello Demonlander's, As there has been much feedback to myself about this thread, I would just like to tell you that I am very pleased to know that I have all of your support, I know I must now do the hard work which is required through out the upcoming preseason to be able to have a chance of thrilling crowds and you my number one fans with my very well drilled skills, as for the in grown toe nail the doctors/medical team are very positive that it is well and truly gone, barring a freakish injury like getting poked in the pressure point I am ready to fire for season 2010. As it has been reported that I may be heading to the gold coast in season 2011 this I can confirm is going to happen, due to the fact that I need to get my game back on track and need a change of environment, please do not hold this decision against myself as the MFC will be well compensated for the trade, As for my hospital work, please do not go over the top as I really enjoy spending time with the kids, playing games/reading books and also telling the occasional joke... So thank you Demonland for your support, look for the number 9 in the goal square in season 2010!! Yours Sincerely Marty McGurk