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Gosh I’m glad I don’t go for West Coast. Essendon with a team of ring-ins in 2016 were better than this.

Could only ask for a 4 quarter effort and got it. Thought at half time, given the still raw humiliation from last week and the potential for more this week that nothing would really make me happy in this game, but in the end I am. Langford is confirmed as an absolute gun. Can’t wait to see him spend more time in the guts in the coming years. Nice to see Fritta finally getting back to his best. Hard to know how we couldn’t find a spot for Culley all season. Very impressive aerial game. Our last games are all against teams with finals aspirations, two of which are far from locked in. My hope for the rest of the season is that we impact the makeup of the finals. Causing Hawthorn to miss would be the best of the best.

Think I might just be a Crows fan for finals 2025.

Well. That was the most unpleasant feeling I’ve had for quite some time. Please just put us out of our misery now.

How could you not? Crows are top of my list for who to get behind in finals because they have ANB.

Be that as it may, I highly doubt he’d be paying tribute to his brother if he didn’t happen to have a gash on his head that bleeds profusely. Anyway, I’m not meaning to be a killjoy. It’s a nice nod to his brother and it did stir up memories for me too.

I did remember thinking last week as I saw the blood pouring down his face, that it was ironic that a helmet would have prevented that injury.

My take is that Andy has a massive gash on his head from last week that isn’t finished healing yet, and he wants to keep his blood inside his body this week.

If Xerri’s argument was that he meant to hit Sparrow but not in the head, how is it not reckless at the very least and therefore worthy of an upgrade to 4 weeks? Anyway, whatever. At least they didn’t come up with some excuse that got him out of it. Enjoy the holiday big guy.

Spargo for Sparrow seems obvious to me. I see Lever and TMac competing for the same spot. Is Petty an automatic selection when available? He’s probably a better player than van Rooyen and Jefferson, but I want to see the latter pair get a run together. What I’d do: In: May, Spargo Out: Lever, Sparrow What I think will happen: In: May, Spargo, Petty Out: McDonald, Sparrow, Jefferson

I spoke in a previous post of when I had a serious head injury - I was 8 at the time. According to my mum, the sight of me unconscious in a hospital bed was the one and only time my dad cried in the 25 years she knew him.

Swans season alive according to Derwayne. They’re three games and percentage out of the 8 with four games to play. “Mathematically possible”, I guess. Them winning 4 on the trot and neither Bulldogs or Freo winning again seems fairly long odds. Edit: it can be any two of Freo, Bulldogs, Hawthorn, Suns, GWS or Geelong to have to lose 4 on the trot, as well as Sydney going WWWW. Anyway, not happening.

I agree with what you’re saying. Make reckless the same penalty as intentional is now, and make intentional immediate deregistration.

I watched it again and think you’re right, it’s pretty hard to see what else he had in mind. I still don’t think the MRO will see it that way though.

I didn’t think the Xerri hit was intentional. I thought it was a reckless fist from a big unco bloke. In any case, it’s reckless/severe/high on the rating system which adds up to 4 weeks. Just hope Sparrow recovers. Given that he still seemed to be lights out when he went off is not a good sign. I had a head injury like that as a child and it took months to come right. I’ll be surprised if we see him again this year.

Windsor played.

Staggered that we can’t find a place for TMac in the side. There has to be a role. Sign Melksham for another three.

Has van Rooyen suddenly remembered how to play football? Clunking marks and nailing goals again. He’s been a pleasant surprise.

Put the remote and your phone away and have a balled up pair of socks handy. Your TV will thank you.

Don’t talk about Mr Fritsch like that.

The Brisbane Bears poached Alastair Lynch from Fitzroy on a 10 year contract in 1993, way, way before long contracts were cool. I bet they were definitely spewing when in year 10 of 10, after 3 flags in a row and an illustrious career and with retirement imminent, he got rubbed out for 10 weeks for swinging hay makers at fresh air, supposedly aiming at Darryl Wakelin’s head.

How would one long contract be any different to signing him on shorter ones 3 times in a row? If anything it gives more flexibility with restructuring it as required across the term to meet whatever our objectives are. Comfortable in the salary cap? Bring some of Kozzie’s contract forward. Need to free up some cap to land a big fish for a few years? Chuck some of Kozz’s money back a few years. Obviously all that requires Kozzie to be amenable to those adjustments, but assuming like all footballers he’ll be motivated by wanting the team around him to be good as possible, and he makes bank either way. It’s not like only earning 700k instead of the full 1.4 or whatever for a time is going to stop him from putting food on the table.

Jeepers. This reminds me of the Billy Stretch thread.

Slash makes stuff up.

Exactly this. Given what we know about May he probably did give Max some harsh feedback that the big fella wasn’t quite ready to hear yet, but so what. He knew he fluffed the kick but more importantly, we fluffed about 10 other moments in that quarter, all of which could have won us the game. He was filthy and rightly so - not just because of his kick but because he’s the captain of the team that let a golden chance slip. Realistically that play from Max was never going to be the winner anyway. Max’s face reflected how I felt, honestly. As you said - two ultra competitive blokes who were deeply frustrated. They’ll both have moved long past this by now and it’s so frustrating that the media are so desperate to keep this nothing story of nothingness alive.