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daisycutter

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  1. Saturday Banana Jokes ( I didn't say they were any good, but at least as exciting as trade week ) Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date. What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana. What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers. What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once. Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
  2. “Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, bananas to bananas"
  3. Burwood IGA bananas $10.79 Kg - I'm losing patience.....Grrrrr
  4. If you can get the price of bananas down to $2.99 you will have won me over
  5. You mean we are about to enter the banana-window? Hooray, I'm getting excited
  6. For old dee just to show that waiting 47 years (and a bit) can be worth it - enjoy http://www.flixxy.com/the-diamonds-little-darlin-1957-2004.htm
  7. Not all is bad redleg. I got 4 kilos of bananas for Fathers day.....and I'm making the most of them Suffer in your jocks fellow posters
  8. Don't sweat it so much old bean....................back to the footy B)
  9. that may be the theory old bean but is often not the practice i won't bother sending my resume, you couldn't afford me
  10. Consultants are hired to provide a fancy justification to a decision you have already made but not announced (except to the consultant) Its more democratic that way
  11. Offer Hurley a sheet-load......will be next Jonathon Brown
  12. Hey whats going on?.....hijack alert...hijack alert There goes the bananas.......sigh
  13. Tsk Tsk Nasher, just saw you fell off the waggon That didn't last long did it.....and a nothing new argument to boot 5 Hail Marys and $5 in the poor box
  14. as long as you're prepared to put your head down and have a crack is all we ask Nasher thread cloggers who want to have their cake and eat it are not welcome
  15. I said "I think we can win", doesn't mean I think we will win Just means there is always hope
  16. You are allowed to have a quick peep old dee as long as you don't take the bait Checking now and again is good reinforcement in why you don't want to go over to the dark side The amount of trolling and flame baiting is unreal. Posters just keep throwing petrol on the fire for what? I think we all want "it" resolved but that thread doesn't achieve anything except vitriol and ego aggrandisement Did I tell you I think we can win tomorrow............
  17. Snuck over the fence did you rpfc?
  18. Yes I hope Col re-signs soon With Cale, I'm still sitting on the fence. Maybe he'll show something Sunday or the following weeks
  19. thanks for the stats old dee but we didn't really need them to work that one out i remember looking forward to this season.....everything seemed to be on the up on and off field but what a stinker.......i'm still shaking my head in disbelief......now where did i put that bourbon
  20. LOL this is not your normal monkey
  21. don't feed the troll old dee
  22. Good God man its interpreted! I really try to avoid such correcting.... but intrepid!
  23. never, if everything goes to plan..........et tu? strange........I'm actually looking forward to the silly season after all the shyte of this season
  24. I wonder if the price of bananas will drop before you know who does you know what I hope so as I really miss my bananas on my muesli for breakfast
  25. and maybe a couple of extra rum rations to make sure?