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daisycutter

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  1. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    and "Silence of the Limbs" the prosecution is looking a bit weak they claim oscar shot reema with a 9mm pistol that's one seriously small pistol
  2. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though
  3. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy
  4. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    the defence have big problems biffo like how do you de-feet an amputee? i'm looking forward to the nextv oscar winning movie from frank darabont and stephen king - "The Sawn-Shank Redemption"
  5. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    of course there isn't, the foxes wouldn't allow it that's why i said "i'm going out to kick an alpaca"
  6. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo .......now i really gotta go
  7. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    yeah he cried a reeva bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute past my bedtime now.................to be continued
  8. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    a bananacratic country indeed
  9. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"
  10. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot
  11. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar
  12. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes
  13. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    there's a moral here somewhere beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open
  14. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man
  15. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either
  16. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    if you crossed oscar pistorius with ita buttrose would you get shinless lisp?
  17. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    i felt sorry for oscar when the cops turned up and asked him to surrender his arms
  18. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too
  19. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    thata a bit artificial biffo. you're bending the truth. i don't think it will stand up
  20. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    as long as he doesn't shoot off his mouth he'll be walking er limping
  21. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    though there is a blade of truth in this, he will still walk
  22. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    not me but i think masahiko "fighting" harada quite enjoyed it (not the english sub titled version but) the lads should enjoy watching it while they plan their next fox hunt
  23. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    oscar pisstoverus will walk (NPI), mark my words
  24. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    sheesh guys, that's the last time i share an amusing little pic with you neanderthals go and beat up stuie or moonie i'm going out to kick an alpaca
  25. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    i don't do as well as the local zimmer frame repair man though