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daisycutter

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Everything posted by daisycutter

  1. probably a phone? just guessing od will you be trying recreational drugs next? or even sexting?
  2. my wife is more worried about the avocados i'd say suck it up princess but if the avos go up so does the nanas could be a tense household this winter.....thank god for footy
  3. correction: that would be F day BB would it not?
  4. might stock up on bananas tomorrow
  5. very slow today with rangey back i would have bet on at least three polls by now bbo must be out milking the cows (or shagging the sheep) Edit: consensual of course
  6. yeah, where would reiwoldt be without a hanky
  7. just got my "Long Term Supporter Survey" in the mail under last question for feedback i suggested that if they want the opinion of old geezer demon supporters they should get a Demonland logon - LOL quiet posting day today.....is something on
  8. beautifully crafted notation WJ
  9. and where else would they go - smar@arz
  10. is that sexting?
  11. noB$ = nobs reread
  12. was that deliberate or freudian?
  13. now we have duelling banjos we need some clarification otherwise it just reads like an afl rule of conduct how about <6> and {8} for differentiation? - should then be as clear as a banana smoothie
  14. had a BFD on sunday. was jumoing out of my skin by monday
  15. an unsettled team plays unsettled cricket too many changes too often rotation (at least the acb way) not working
  16. Rotation looks like its working well today what a disaster - serves the acb right for continually mucking around like headless chooks
  17. very cunning
  18. Thank god [your deity of choice] for that. Do you know when they start on the movie version jack. wouldn't mind being an extra. i could be the banana daiquiri maker
  19. there's a slow learner in every group
  20. i'd like to think so od but i think you'd end up a pickled banana
  21. he's no longer with us sadly....................must have been that bad bottle of beer after all and forget the bugs until you recover that tape. we might need it
  22. reminds me of a friend Reg, he always blamed a bad bottle of beer on all his gastronomic ailments (which were many) he didn't believe people who told him he couldn't live on peanuts (and grog)
  23. do i win a trip to havana?
  24. make sure you visit a banana plantation jack, (but only after you have recovered the tape of course)
  25. i think old dee had a typo and meant 'sanitary'

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