Heart Beats True

Kozzie looks completely disinterested today.

Welcome to the Dees Jai!

Hate that from Fritsch. It was a clear push in the back, he didn’t need to dive like Watson from the Dawks to add mayo. Embarrassing.

Umpires are genuinely laughable.

Windsor in the middle is a win as it was last week until he was unnecessarily subbed.

Another stupid 50!

What happened to the days when Ed Langdon used to roam the wing and rack up heaps of possessions? He looks like he’s just running around in circles with bugger-all impact.

That was an appalling kick by Max out of the backline. Didn’t favour any of our players. Our players look like they’re not taking this game seriously. Very disappointing.

It honestly feels like a VFL game at the moment.

About time Kozzie inserted himself in this game. We desperately need his class.

Kick straight FFS

Petracca’s face after Fritsch’s kick was hilarious. Genuinely shocked 😂

Windsor looks on today.

How are there so many loose Eagles players? This game has zero pressure so far.

I wonder which Eagles player will Kent Kingsley us today? There’s always one unfortunately. Hope Culley cuts loose today.

Two men and a dog…..

If Culley is the sub, I’ll spew up.

Culley and Sharp in. Lindsay and Spargo out. Underwhelming. https://www.melbournefc.com.au/news/1846140/round-21-team-debutant-and-red-hot-dee-named

I’d like to see Laurie get a good run rather than be the sub however surely Jefferson comes back in for a game against a team with an ordinary backline. Perfect scenario to build more confidence in the lad.

That is miles off the mark. I know a lot of women who think the AFLW needs a lot of work, is currently almost unwatchable and question the true reasoning behind establishing the league. Personally, I couldn’t care either way.

There needs to be a limit on the number of tweed jackets in the long room. On most occasions it’s a visual stimulation overload and effects you like a strong dose of Tapentadol. Plus it’s bloody hard to find my old man in the crowd 😂

Not the Melbourne press conference I was hoping for. Goodwin claiming "we have become a highly competitive team" is a complete joke. Just look at the stats a couple of posts above. Hopefully we only have a couple more of these w@nkword spin sessions left before he's gone.

Don’t know if this has been posted but here you go:

Don’t have enough vomit bags to watch the presser.