Ghostwriter

Beautiful night last night and the roof was closed. It was one big communal sauna. Had to go outside at the breaks coz it’s nice to be able to breathe unlabored. 🥵 Anyhoo that was last night. Today is a new day but yeah, the roof will still be closed 😅 We’ll be in aisle 1. Anyone with GA tickets please come and sit in aisles 2 & 3 so as to create a sea of red and blue. ❤️💙 The mighty Dees by Ricky Mentha III (39)!

It’s worse than that: took my niece down to meet Catman and now I’m sitting in their cheer squad 😳

I’m off to Marvel tonight with my niece who’s followed in my footsteps and declared her love for a team other than Carlton, except she goes for Geelong. 😭It’s me and her against the fam. 👊🏼 Now I have to pretend I want Geelong to win 🤢

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It’s from you, so I KNOW it’s a compliment ❤️

Marvel just announced that aisles (bays) 2 - 8 are general admission (Bourke St. end). Our cheer squad will be in aisle 1

That Charles, who rarely smiles, actually laughed. Granted it wasn’t a guffaw, it was a little hehe, but it’s a laugh nonetheless.

It actually is gaining traction. These things take time. I know you don’t approve of it because it’s Mitch Marsh’s nickname (different sport but whatevs) but it’ll catch on in time.

I told him this, that Dwayne Russell kept calling him the Bull and he said, “Nooooooo!” Then he told me I need to tell the commentators it’s The Bison. He must think I have access to everyone, like I’m Andrew Dillon or something. 😂

You really didn’t miss much. Some were only out there for 10 mins. Marty Hore, for example. He said it wasn’t worth putting his boots on since that took longer to do than the actual “training.” 😅

The Bison wasn’t down in the dumps at all, despite greeting me with, “I was dropped.” He said he got good feedback from the coaches and that made him feel better. He said the decisions they make are always explained really well and because of that he’s not too down, and that he can’t wait to go again.

Spargipants looked happy. Or, as happy as he can possibly look. He looked relaxed, too. The mood was very upbeat and playful.

SpargiPants was coming across from the rooms with about a dozen or so of the boys and I greeted him with, “Hey Charles! Congratulations and good luck with your first game back!” He said, “Thanks.” Then I said, “Now don’t [censored] it up!” The boys all laughed, and while I don’t have photographic evidence to back it up… Charles laughed too! I do have witnesses though, which is good because who’s gonna believe it happened?

The players clearly DGAF…

This is what greets one on approach to Gosch’s this morning… 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

For anyone wondering if old mate Nathan Williamson (umpire #22) is officiating at our match having done so at last night’s match… breathe easy, he’s not. Here’s the schedule… https://aflua.com.au/umpire-appointments/

On June 16th last year my landlord put my rent up by the maximum allowed. On June 17th this year - the very first day possible - he’s raising it again, and again by the maximum allowed. I don’t barrack for Collingwood so what’s his excuse??? 😭

Nah she’s a living breathing person. Goes to every training session at Crannie as she calls it coz she lives up the road in Franga as she calls it. I call it Frankghanistan, but I live in St Albans (or Snorbs as I call it) so I can’t talk. 🤣 While she’s there she sends me detailed reports but asks me not to share most of the info because she’s hella superstitious and truly believes it will mozz players 🤷‍♀️

[censored] it all

That’s it. G’night all 👋

Ruby Schleicher’s voice…

At training today (I wasn’t there but my ghostwriter was) Charles’ face came up on the big screen and everyone was getting around him. Make of that what you will 😁

Thanks for explaining 👍🏽

Clearly their supporters are as pathetic as ours 🙃 maybe even more so.