Vagg

Reminiscent of the weekly injury reports re Jimmy on the Footy Show many moons ago... "Jimmy had his left leg amputated during the week. But, fear not, he WILL play this week...!" OR, this classic: "In this box are the ashes of poor Jimmy Stynes! BUT, fear not, he WILL play this week...!!"

Where are all of our intrepid reporters??!!

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh Ethan?! You're not supposed to PLAY with them. You stick 'em in your gob!

Or, just had a very bad case of BO...

Well, he lives at Nar Nar Goon. Does that make him a baNaNa Goon??

If ever you were looking for a definition of "sacrifice", that's gotta be it!

The ghost of Lou Richards still walks the halls of the HS...!

Don't you hate that??!! Seems like on the odd occasions I get to a live game, ALL the play is always on the other side of the ground!! With my poor, old eyes, means I end up watching the big screen most of the time, leaving me wondering why I didn't just stay home and watch the game from the comfort of my recliner! (Beers are a lot cheaper that way, too! LOL) Yeah, I know! I'm just old & grumpy!

And, the headline is... THE MIGHTY DEES DOWN THE PIES!! Only a practice match you say? Let me repeat: THE MIGHT DEES DOWN THE PIES!! (That's all that matters! GO DEES!!)

That's the 3rd time you've done it, Andy! You a prophet?? Or, is the stream a tad delayed...?? LOL

Either you're a prophet, or there is a delay on Seems they can provide either picture or sound, but not both! Mickey Mouse!

Well, that's MY Friday morning spoken for...! GO DEES!!

Congratulations, Daisy! Well done! Now, no more slacking off! You are expected back in full training by Thursday, and line up with the team next weekend! (Well, if the blokes can do it after the birth of their kids, why can't the sheilas? -- the age of equality and all that! ONLY KIDDING LADIES)

I like your thinking, MD!

Nothing on the MFC Website yet! Bit slack!!

Shannons??

ANY match against the old enemy is another opportunity to knock their blocks off! Go, get 'em, Dees!!

Barry Bourke! Another of my favourite players! Played the role of decoy FF to perfection!

Thanks, Dieter! You are my new friend! (Clearly Hemingway is suffering from dementia or the like...! LOL)

Oh, Hemingway! You are just SO cruel and heartless!!

How could ANY die-hard Dees supporter possibly forget??!! LOL (And, of course, that was only one of MANY Vagg highlights down through the years! Simply a superstar of his era! -- even if I do say so myself!)

Okay, Hemingway, given you're talking about my name-sake, I have to pick you up on your statement "He played a season without getting a game"...!! Not sure how that's physically possible! (Yeah, yeah, I think I know what you were trying to say. But you gotta admit the way you put it was kinda funny!)

Yes, OD, i did see that line, and know only TOO well what it means. However, there is a time when a man simply MUST stand up! Clearly, this is one of them! (If a guy with a black eye or two turns up at training, we'll all know that Tarax has arrived! LOL

You clearly need to re-evaluate your priorities, Tarax!! Fancy sitting and watching that pansy game while the REAL action is but a hop, step & a jump away! Hang your head in shame, lad!!

Maybe you're just tall for your height...!